Maitresse Cathie Power ball

Maîtresse,    …… no winner! Now, $650,000 million! See not having a ticket or like me having a ticket didn’t really matter. Were not going to win but we can still dream. Local lotto is your best bet… but oh, that Power Ball lotto fever.
 
Thinking about winning the lotto or got Power Ball fever you may want to think again. First off the odds are: Grand Prize 1 in 292,201,338.00! If you are an American you just walk to the nearest corner store and buy your ticket. But if you are a Canadian you have to be close to a border state with in driving distance so, fuel, mileage, wear and tear on your car, tolls etc. Of course you could buy off an on-line third party ticket broker and hope but then you have to hope that he picks your exact numbers and not make a mistake or buys you a quick pick at all. He may just take your money and run. Now imagine if you did win would you get the call?…. “Congratulations you just won $700 million!” Again, would you trust someone to just hand you over such a large amount?….Not even the Pope would hand your winnings over. The broker would just disappear if he really did have the winning ticket but in reality he’s not going to buy you any tickets and when he finds out that he should have and you picked the winning numbers you can both jump off a bridge together…. lol
 
Now I will place my bets on Maîtresse Cathie’s six ball translucent dildo. The drawings are held 11:00 am to 10:00 pm, 7/7 days….. or should I say the With-drawings!
 
One of the lotto commercials say….”just imagine the feel!” When I hear it I think of Maîtresse having me strapped down naked cock & balls tied and my ass in the air and her standing their in her black outfit lubing up her dildo then fucking my mouth then power balling my ass! 
 
Now, I know Maîtresse will scold me (but I like her sharp words) for thinking such thoughts as she know it’s my mouth and not my rear that get her attention but (butt…lol) a sub can still dream like wining the lotto.
Yes, I envy your subs who you bust their cheeks they have the ladies luck indeed!
 This the billboard that needs to be up by the Casino.
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Moi: you always crack me up! Witty and ingenious! Hey! There you go, you could make a fortune selling  toys like this one! 😆