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Maîtresse Cathie La Divine, French Dominatrix in Ottawa-Gatineau
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August 31, 2012: I never talk about biblical stories, and yesterday twice people mentioned Noah's ark to me. What are the odds? One sent me a funny story about it, and few hours later, the other one, which I did not mention about the funny story or Noah at all, told me that San'aa city in Yemen is perched high in mountain and that is where Noah was. Maybe it's a prophecy, I must go there for my next trip to the Middle East ;-) If Noah had lived in Canada today the story may have gone something like this: And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going
to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh
is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of
every kind of living thing on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you
to build an Ark." In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications
for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to
build the ark. Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah!" He shouted. "Where is the Ark?" "Lord, please forgive me," cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction, and your plans did not
meet the building codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw
the plans. Then, I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the Natural Resources dept that I really needed the wood to save the owls. However, Agriculture Canada won't let me take the 2 owls. The carpenters formed a union and went on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now, I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls. When I started rounding up the other animals, an animal rights group sued me. They objected to me taking only two of each kind aboard. This suit is pending. Meanwhile, the Enviroment Canada notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the Universe. Then, the Health Canada demanded a map of the proposed flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking atheists aboard. The Canada Revenue has seized my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the province that I owe them some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a 'recreational water craft'. And finally, Les Droit de la personne got the courts to issue an Noah waited. The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine, and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth, Lord?" "No," He said sadly. "I don't have to. The government already has." August 30, 2012: I recieved this email regarding Celine:
The artsy session features striking photos of Celine
Dion topless, pants-less, and wearing bondage-suggestive gear. You should know that anwer! She has the world at her feet! She's an Aries just like you, the symbol of Aries is the ram. Impulsive Aries might be tempted to ram their ideas down everyone's throats without even bothering to ask if they want to know. Aries are the leaders of the pack, first in line to get things going. Her husband is a Capricorn, so two dominant! But she is probably the one who makes him bark in bed, the only thing he can probably do or allow to do. Many people say that he "forces" her to sing. I would have stopped singing long time ago with all their $ and live a very nice secluded life. Dominant in their every day life, but need to have someone to tell them what to do time to time, in private. How shameful that would be knowing that the Aries boss gets on his knees for Moi, n'est-ce pas? doggie slave! Your secret is safe with me! August 29, 2012: I just saw another funny French movie, "Sur-la-piste-du-marsupilami" but in the trailer there's nothing funny so don't judge by it, you won't laugh. Bondage gear on the marsupilami. Some scenes in a filthy prison of Colombia, (was filmed in Mexico) The dictator surprises us, he's a good Celine Dion female impersonator, (worth to be seen if you are a fan of Celine) The French are really improving to make us laugh. Nice movie to see with your kids, unless you want to spare them to see what a man looks like in a dress. August 25, 2012: A sub reported that he went to see the
movie, and I asked him if he agreed with me with the ending, he kept
changing subject, did not want to pronounce himself, I wonder why? lmao August 24, 2012: I went to see the French movie: Les
infidèles, (no subtitle). It's about men cheating on their wife,
collecting "one night stands". Lots of sex scenes with funny
situations, check this trailor.
The movie ended exactly as I predicted. After their Vegas trip they
don't come back home for a very good reason. I'm not telling you, what
happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! ;-) Synopsis: Fred et Greg sont deux inséparables qui enchaînent les aventures d'un soir. Contre l'avis de leur femme, ils partent en vacances à Vegas. Lorsque Bernard doit se rendre aux urgences, le médecin contacte sa femme. Dans un séminaire, Laurent cherche à tromper sa femme. Eric, un orthodontiste, passe la journée avec les amis de sa jeune maîtresse de 19 ans. Thibault doit nettoyer son appartement en vitesse alors que sa femme rentre à l'improviste. Simon, lui, est pris sur le fait lors d'une séance de bondage. Lors d'un souper bien arrosé, Antoine et sa femme Lisa s'avouent leurs infidélités. Des hommes sont réunis dans une rencontre pour « Infidèles Anonymes August 21, 2012: « It's always nice to receive kind words » That was Mistress Cathie's reply to my long email. In fact, i didn't expect an answer from Her, after all, a woman like Her must receive about 100 emails of kind words every day. So why would She answer mine? i did send a long email 3 days after my consultation to thank Her and also to tell Her how perfect She is, in every aspect. I told Her about how dificult it is to stay focus at my work since my consultation. And then, Her question hit me « I know about your fantasy, which evening this week are you available? » So here i am, at work, looking and reading from top to bottom Her email. I close my browser. I work a few minutes, i open it again, and i must have read Her email about 50 times during that day. Each time i read it, i realize now it's up to me: The offer is there, it's available. After the first hour i said no, the consultation and the memory is enough..... but every passing hour Her question repeats in my mind, so do i want to live it or not? The next day i sent an email « Mistress, i want to see you Friday 8 pm please, if you are available » And at exactly 8:00 pm that Friday, i was standing at Her dungeon's door saying to myself: « I will live my fantasy, one hour in my life then it's all done» Well, that was a few seconds before She opened the door. After She closed the door behind me, i was looking at Her, the first thing that i noticed She was wearing.... To be continued... August 20, 2012: Another one hour of public humiliation on the Parliament Hill this Wednesday at lunch time. See from this picture this is called "table position" and you will kneel, take a bow and stretch and get in shape for Mistress. Come and join me, so I can have another good laugh! August 16, 2012: I have to rectify we were not 1000,
we were 2,400
yogis on the Parliament Hill yesterday. I challenged few subs to
attend it, because they ridicule yoga by saying it's exercices for women.
Yes in a yoga class there is a ratio 10 women for 1 man. On the Parliament
Hill, I've seen my subs'arms trembling while doing a simple yoga position,
and it was a debutant class! How humiliating, probably the reason why
men don't attend yoga class, they don't want to be seen as weak and
women being better than them. ;-) We were doing our yoga on beach towels, big mistake! The lawn was soaking
wet from the morning rain, it smelled like a swamp and worms, and our
shorts and t-shirts were very wet, but we got a good laugh. Next Wednesday,
yoga mat! August 14, 2012: "After the consultation"
So here i am, sitting in my car. What just happened during the last
hour? I want to go see Her right away. But first thing first: jerk off!
I have so muck blood flow in my cock it's hurting me. What's next? I
do not know, I want to go back and see Her right now, it's 10 pm. but
it's not a good idea, so I'm driving, the radio shuts off, I can still
hear Her French voice, and the sound of the high heels on the floor.
At home I'm having trouble falling asleep, I just keep reliving the
consultation. Each time I let my mind go, I see Her. Hard-on again =
jerk-off time again (never took Viagra in my life but i guess each man
should meet Mistress Cathie once and throw out their prescriptions....) To be continued... August 10, 2012: I'm getting demands to be flexible with
my schedule (gee, I'm already available 10 am to 10 pm, 7 days, how
more flexible can I be?) I am now welcoming morning sessions, (before
10 am) with a deposit made the previous day. For sessions commencing at 10 pm, I will accept with a deposit! This applies for new and regular subbies without exceptions. It's not new that I have requests for early morning or very late bookings which I have never accepted before, (too many were pulling a no show, especially at those times) but before Interac did not exist. Vive l'internet! No deposit = no session. Amazon.com e-gift will do too. Now I don't mind getting My perfect ass up early in the morning or stay up late at night just for you! August 9, 2012: Learn your secret hankie codes, pay close attention, you might get in trouble if you don't! Funny
pick-up lines, you got me at Hello is so passé! Difference between being pussy & penis whipped Oh wow these SteamRoomStories.com videos are hilarious, they totally made me forgotten what I was looking for! And I just don't know how I got there!...oh yes I was googling "fuck saw". With my new "fuck drill" that every sub who tried it was so thrilled, now I must have a "fuck saw" and a "hammer fuck drill". August 8, 2012: It's the end of the consultation, I just need to say goodnight and leave. In fact, I must leave as soon as possible, I have an erection so important during the last hour that my balls are hurting. I am wondering if I should just cum as soon as i get in my car or wait at home. But how do you say goodnight to Mistress Cathie? Certainly not with a kiss on the cheeks. While I am thinking of ways to exit, in just a split second I find myself back against the wall, Mistress Cathie just lifted Her leg at lightning speed and placed the heel of Her red PVC boot in the center of my chest. She does not push too strong, however enough for me to understand that if She wished it could dig much worse. Hey! This woman is fit and looks fabulous. I am 6 foot tall and she holds her leg up to my shoulders effortlessly and above all...standing on one high heel and displays a devilish smile. She knows I want to do everything to Her boots for the last hour but I do not have the right, at least not tonight. "So, you really like those boots? "She asks, taking care to make a tiny pressure on my cock while slowly taking down her leg. She opens the door and says goodnight. I find myself in the hallway trying to understand what happened to me in the last hour. But when I tried to analyze what had happened, I never would have thought that She will send me e-mail three days later would have had such an impact on me. (To be continued) August 3, 2012: "The gesture that got me down on my knees" The first change: After my arrival, which is obvious to me: She asks questions and i answer. (my job is the opposite, I ask questions...). I realize as a professional, that i am dealing with a true professional. She hands me a form to complete on my preferences. (there are things I never thought of) She takes the form back, after reading it she asks: "So you love boots and latex? " I answer "yes," The discussion continues, I look around, from time to time i look at Her how She is perfect, Her voice, Her intelligence. This is probably why She moves Her red PVC boots, the sound of latex being rubbed is driving me mad with excitement. In fact I have an uncontrollable erection that I try to hide, but it is obvious She has noticed..."So you like what you see? Oh yes indeed Mistress! I'm trying to control myself not to worship and lick your boots". "But you cannot! you do not even know the instructions and rules yet," She replies in a tone that leaves no room for discussion. Then She shows me around Her dungeon, Her equipment, I have goose bumps, but I do not know if it's fear or excitement. Looks like She reads my thoughts because just before leaving: She tells me about skiing (I love skiing) She says She does not like the parabolic skis (I hate the parabolic skis). The consultation draws to a close, I say then I will leave and everything will remain forever in my memory, but I would never have thought that in just one hour the difference She made! This gesture just before I left, that brings me where i am today. (to be continued) August 1, 2012: Trinity La Divine is back, I told you the motorcycle will come. Well, not exactly a Ducati, but it does the work very well, you'd wish to ride with me! If you are willing to have the ride of your life. lol just like with Trinity I'm reckless but at least I wear a helmet! Reading reviews on bikes: Sensibilities will take you toward the V
Strom but the Ducati WILL get you laid. Go for the Duc. |
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