Nov 3 2013
It’s ALL about balls & asses
I got a good laugh this morning while browsing this website. My horny pets remind me of what they have most common with real dogs. When you will read: My dog supposedly has an amazing sense of smell, and today’s agenda, you will know what I refer to. Yep it’s all about balls and asses and a strong sense of smell ! 😉
sub rob
Nov 04, 2013 @ 18:54:44
Maîtresse Cathie,
Like a loyal puppy, i too want nothing more than being able to be at Your feet at all times, always eager to please You in any way that i can. i want to keep my balls though, as it is so much fun when You abuse them (squeezing, stretching with weights, nailing them to a board, or making them bleed with Your beautiful stilettos)!!!
sub rob
MsCathie
Nov 04, 2013 @ 20:18:00
I totally forgot about nailing them to a board, and making them bleed with my stilettos, thanks sub rob for the reminder! 😆 and I accidentally cut balls twice (not the same balls) with a pair of scissors while removing cellophane, and one guy did not notice it! Did not blink an eye! Not a bad record when you take into account all my years of expertise. As I say, nothing to send you to hospital but you more likely elevate your chance to die in hospital for medical errors. 24,000 Canadians dies every year of medical errors, so my few minor cuts here and there, is a good record. You have to suffer a bit in my hands for your medical adventure. 😈 sub rob you are a great patient, what ever I do to your balls, the most excruciating pain, you are always looking at me with a big smile! Each one has their own pain threshold, but many I barely touch and they start whining! 🙄 I am the best medical aid you never had! 😉
alex
Nov 03, 2013 @ 13:41:17
Maîtresse Cathie, please, please, please, don’t pay someone to take my balls away! 🙂
alex
MsCathie
Nov 03, 2013 @ 17:59:42
Sub alex, I know you don’t want anybody else than me and only want to be with me! But if you change your mind, I can arrange it! I can get you as many as you want to take away your balls, and guess who will pay for it! 😆 I have been asked many times to castrate, my reply will always be: I’m not a surgeon nor a vet, I’m not certified to remove balls, but I am certainly qualified to abuse them verbally, or physically neutered them by squeezing, stretching them with a parachute-weights, electrocuting them, use them as a pin cushion, kicking them with my pointy stiletto shoes or boots, but nothing to send you to the hospital. And those who know me, know that I can also take really good care of them! 😈
alex
Nov 04, 2013 @ 18:56:35
Maîtresse is right, as always. One would be crazy to be with anyone else. I could not worship someone other than the Divine Maîtresse Cathie! 🙂