Jul 14 2017

Le 14 Juillet, le jour de la Bastille

Dear Mistress, Happy Bastile Day!…….Oooops…did I just say that.  Happy La Fête nationale…… Le quatorze juillet! 
 
The English world calls it Bastille Day and so do I, which is a big no, no. So, what would be the best way to celebrate la Bastille Day, English subs? Visit a French Maîtresse and wish her a Le quatorze juillet but expect the worst if you forget and wish a Happy Bastille Day! You will be wishing you were in the Bastille and not her dungeon if you make the slip of the mouth. 
 
Yes, your mouth will receive extra attention and punishment along with your ass which will be Bleu-Blanc-Rouge and won’t be able to sit down for a week and yes, you will be walking a little funny and your co-workers will be asking… “What’s up his ass?”…… Ha….ha…maybe a French Bottle of wine…Vous êtes prêt, n’est-ce pas ?
 
Now, if you visit Maîtresse today be prepared to stand over the hot oven wearing nothing but a cooking apron exposing your bare and beaten ass. Cooking her some crêpes while you sing the first few lines of the National Anthem La Marseillaise:
 
“Allons enfants de la Patrie
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L’étendard sanglant est levé
Entendez-vous dans nos campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras.
Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes!”
 
Sing it bitches, ….sing it… as the whip stings it!  
 
 
Bastille Day in France: it’s not what you think!  watch the video https://www.commeunefrancaise.com/blog/bastille-day
 
 You have to repost the guillotine picture, so fucking hot!
Moi: Never say Happy Bastille Day! There was nothing happy about it! Here is the link to the guillotine picture that you find so hot.  https://placedivine.com/web/2014/07/14/vive-la-france/

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