Feb 25 2020
Santorum
The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex. There was no name for it and Savage Love created one in 2003 to “memorialize the Santorum scandal” I remember reading his column like if it was yesterday. After intense pegging, (the word pegging was also created by Mr. Savage Love) when I say to subs to wipe off their Santorum, many don’t know what I am talking about…now you know! I usually do it for them by saying bend over! To make them feel like when they were a little boy or baby and most of you like to be mothered and nurtured, and the good mother that I am, I take special care of my boys! Now you will go to bed…less stupid but grossed out! 😆 And now you know why the rate I charge is very well deserved!
