Midnight Yoga class

Dear Maîtresse, Yoga balls are really cheap at Walmart. Under $5.00. 
 
I imagine this is how you would modify yours. Perfect exercise would be the third picture of the guy doing the push-ups and having to give head to your long black strap-on. I guess the hard exercise would be riding it up the ass! I wonder how many reps on that ball you would make the guys do if you ran a dungeon yoga class 5, 10, 15, 20? I am sure a whip would also be involed as your not going to make it easy on the guys because most guys think yoga is easy and is for sissys and fags.
 
Maîtresse Midnight Yoga class, guaranteed you will be sore, scared and not sitting down for two weeks…..ooch!   …. like you say offer it and they will cum.
Moi: 😆 That’s a good one and easy to make! It will replace my rocking bench that has a hole with a dildo! But those balls aren’t for Yoga, it’s for Pilates, but it’s ok I love the thought of it and if a guy shows up looking like that guy, it’s certainly not Yoga nor Pilates he would be doing. 😈

I’m back

Stepping back to my town, it was nice to see my loyal subs in Toronto that made my stay enjoyable! A special thanks to sub ed for paying for hotel, flight, and tour to casa Loma, Posh nightclub, Second City theater & Toronto tour. THAT is what I call a real man! It’s the only place a man can be a real man…when he pays for everything. Now you know what to do if you want to see me in your town!

 

Toronto 8-9-10

My flight leaves at 11:00 am. Too bad for those who are always waiting at the last moment to book, I’m fully booked!  I’m back Thursday afternoon.

To stick one’s foot in their mouth

A sub told me my feet have bunions! All the nerve he has! And above all, he does not know what he is talking about!  I’m sure many of you don’t know what I’m talking about 😆 I have subs who have bunions, hammer toes, and the worst are…heels with cracks and nail fungous, they don’t know or they do nothing to cure those.  (yes you can cure) I don’t go tell them like this sub told me, “look at your feet…”! I have a sens of decorum! I have cute “pinky” which look like “shrimps” and so what? Aren’t you hungry now? 😆 Especially if you have followed the links!

the picture under, on the left THAT is a bunion (not the right one)!

Toronto August 8-9-10

It’s next week that I will be in Toronto! See page traveling schedule and contact page to book your session. I still have few openings left!

Why shecocks?

Something new as I approach day 26 of chastity

http://devinacox.blogspot.ca/2017/07/why-shecock-should-be-cock.html

Thanks Bella Devina to share your 5 reasons and I couldn’t agree more with you with #5, I would turn 100% lesbian even if this man was the last man on Earth

Canada’s kinkiest of her 10 provinces

Dear Maîtresse, thanks for reminding me of the holidays.  Just a few thoughts and you know I have so many.

The most popular time for summer vacations Quebec. Many Quebecers outside the construction industry also take their holidays during these two weeks, and it is the busiest time of year for the province’s tourism industry, with a surge of up to 40% in activity at some sites. Makes me wonder why they didn’t say beaches, museums or water parks? They said “some sites” so I guess that leaves it open to interpretation and a subs imagination.
 
English subs (pigs) know “La belle province” as Canada’s kinkiest of her 10 provinces and French Dommes to be the best. The great news for English subs (pigs) in Canada is no need to visit France or Paris. Well that is if your province boarders Quebec….sucks for you BC subs.  lol
 
Now, I imagine that this 40% increase and the “some sites” means…shhhhh, visiting a Pro-Domme. That would certainly be on my vacation list of things to do as a blue collar or white collar worker in Quebec. I imagine during these two weeks Maîtresse’s power tools like dildo jack hammers will get used the most and new asses will get broken in.
 
Now, does Maîtresse have one of those orange construction cones you see will driving by road work or stuck in traffic? If not tells, I think it would be the perfect gift for this Quebec Holiday.
Butt, then again be careful what you wish for when you visit Maîtresse. You may not be seating down for a while. 
 
Passer le meilleur de sa vie à faire! 
Moi: LOL THAT is the PERFECT gift for Quebec construction worker holiday!  Yes I have one of those orange construction cones but too heavy and too huge to fuck a sub with. Who is the Mistress? I want to give her credits for her picture and/or the store who promotes this toy. Where to get that dildo cone? I’m sure the subs I have fucked with my real cone will prefer this one!
http://www.mistressisys.com