Can’t be hornier than that!

Fucking a snowman! Is that a fetish? Must be a joke! And above all, it was one of those kinky Quebecers! (but not a French one) ๐Ÿ˜† He got what he deserved: frostbite, well…is that better or worst than a STD ๐Ÿ˜ˆ He was so drunk he probably thought it was a fat white ass chick!ย  Sure looks like a wild party! Click on picture to read all about it.

Drunk Man Makes Love With Snowman; Loses Johnson To Frostbite

A birthday to celebrate

http://www.theverge.com/2016/12/29/14111388/google-doodle-charles-macintosh-rubber-waterproof-raincoat

Those kinky Quebecers

http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/kinky-sex-may-be-the-new-normal-in-quebec-study-suggests

And anyone who disagrees with this article will just have to be spanked by a French Quebecoise

Having fun?

Bless Jesus for all what we have

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: “What do you do at Christmas time?”
Patrick addressed the class: “Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.”
“Very nice Patrick,” she said.

“Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas? “Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.”

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, “Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?” Isaac said, “Well, it’s the same thing every year. . . . . . . Dad comes home from the office, we all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad’s toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves . . . and begin to sing: ‘What A Friend We Have in Jesus’.
Then we all go to the Bahamas.”

Aren’t we all naughty?

Even him needs to spice it up! Merry Christmas to all! Including my subs and friends around the world! May this bring you little joy! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜†

Best wishes

My hours this week and next week remain the same, but Saturday Dec. 24 last opening for a session is at 2:00 pm, don’t wait ’till last minute to book!

And my Holidays’ special ($170 off ) will end soon, so hurry up if you want to take advantage of it!

Hope all your naughty wishes will come true!