I prefer to decorate humains

Does Rudolf look humiliated? It must wear clamps for little tits! It looks frisky!

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Getting ready for the Holidays

Setting up some of my Christmas decorations

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How to be promoted

Over time? Brown nose? (maybe)…Nope! This is how!

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You want to be promoted?

You know what you will have to do!

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Have a long and nice…

weekend (Thanksgiving Day US) and all the others, you all dream of a nice and long…

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22 facts About Dick

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84607013/

but I only took 9 from this link:

1. Penises are twice as long as you think they are. According to MRI imaging, half of a man’s penis is actually inside of his body. The full dick is a boomerang shape when having sex in the missionary position.  (inside the body?…not useful info)

2. Diet affects the taste of semen, and asparagus isn’t the worst offender. Turns out red meat and dairy are the worst foods to eat if you want your sperm to taste okay. They make the situation taste saltier and generally less palatable. (I would have loved to see statistic how many have actually tasted their own, I will bet they all did, but when I force them to eat their own they all react negatively)

3. Statistically speaking, men’s dissatisfaction with their penis size has nothing to do with the size of their penis. 30% of men are unhappy with the size of their penis (compared to 35% who are satisfied with their dick size) and those 30% are not necessarily those with smaller members. (so true)

4. Penises get smaller if you smoke. Smoking calcifies blood vessels, constricting blood flow and making members shrink up to 1 centimeter  (keep smoking, 1 centimeter! who cares? a small dick is a small dick)

5. Germany gets the most penis enlargement procedures in the world. (brave men ! but I’m sure it’s nothing to compare with giving birth)

6. On average, intercourse lasts 2 minutes and 50 seconds. (I would kick this bastard out)

7. King Louis XVI of France helped make circumcision trendy. (I thought it was a Jewish thing, not french, another good reason to hate them, best in everything ;-)

8. According to a global 2007 World Health Organization survey, 30% of men over the age of 15 are circumcised. Approximately 80% of American men, however, are circumcised. America’s obsession with circumcision began in the 19th century as a way to try to prevent masturbation. ( I’m sure it did the contrary, more urges)

9. The penis’s sensitivity declines with age, beginning at around the 25th year. Doctors say that older men are far more likely to complain of erectile dysfunction and difficulty ejaculating than the loss of sensitivity to their member. (of course there are exceptions, I witness mature gentlemen capacity to perform better and longer than 25 y/o males (practice makes you better) and can shoot many times in a short period, that is the price they get to keep in good shape all their life)

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Apply this mantra to your BDSM play:

Many times, simply making the conscious decision, “I accept this suffering,” instead of running from it or trying to push it away as we’ve been taught to do, can bring us much peace and joy.

This isn’t about some special technique or practice; it’s simply about that mental shift—making the decision in your mind to honestly and compassionately accept everything that comes your way, good or bad..

You can use this simple mantra to empower you during tough times and to remind you to accept your pain and suffering with open arms:

I see you here ______ (fear, anger, sorrow, stress). My arms are open wide. I accept you fully, with love and compassion.

It’s with this pain and suffering that you’ll blossom into a beautiful lotus. (will you? 😈 )

Accept these challenges as opportunities for growth and you’ll realize the true peace, joy, and freedom that exists beyond the concept of “good” and “bad.” “Good” things happen when you stop resisting the “bad” and instead allow it to transform you.

source: http://tinybuddha.com/blog/how-accepting-the-bad-can-lead-to-joy-and-growth/