Mar 12 2015

Wild Spring Break

Maîtresse,
Talking about Spring, Quebec already had their Spring Break during the first week of March. Now it’s Ontario’s turn at the end of this Friday. Airports will busy as family will be traveling together and College students are off on Spring break to Florida or Mexico to get drunk and fuck… nothing worse than this when your at an airport and it’s pack with travelers like this.

One of the worst times to travel in the US & Canada……Spring Break! A lot of people will book of two weeks off too! The Smart people avoid taking a flight or going on Cruise during this time period.

The choice is clear. Why pay all that money to stand in line, to get a sunburn down south? When you can get a more intense burn in the dungeon and your bum will be an awesome RED!

Moi: 😆 When I was in Thailand, I heard about the wild parties they have on many islands! Shouldn’t be any different of what’s going on in Florida, but the only difference is, in Thailand, anything goes and it’s not only in Spring break!

It all started at island koh Phangan, up to 30,000 people every full moon, partying all night on the beach, it’s called: “full moon party” (check video & pix) The success of the Full Moon Party prompted the creation of “Half Moon”, “Quarter Moon”, and other parties! (anything to attract wild and horny tourists)

One of the reasons why I avoid to go anywhere during those periods including Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter…it’s too crowded! I prefer to accommodate people like you and Moi who can’t stand the long lines, waiting, delays in airports and hate crowded places and prefer having their buns red or just chillax with me!

Pretty wild things are going on during Spring break! (including in my dungeon!) To those who will be away: Enjoy your “peaceful” Spring break! And to those who aren’t going anywhere, come at my play space and get your getaway fantasy! Special is still on!

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Mar 10 2015

Urethra probes

Maîtresse,  how do you like your subs & slaves………rare, medium or well-done? 

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Mar 3 2015

New Gallery 4

Gallery 4 is only an example of exercises, not limited to them. I make the session exciting, motivating, pleasant, and of course demanding, isn’t how it should be! By the look on my face, do I love what I do? You have your answer.  It’s not magical unicorn in rainbow land every day but it’s much better and more enjoyable then many dead end jobs that most people complain they have.

This picture was during an exercise, sub couldn’t hold on anymore, so I landed on him!

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Mar 2 2015

Push ups

Or should I say press-ons? Exercise # 1 push ups! This link says there are 15 variations to do push ups, I added few more! The next days I will add pictures on how you can work out with me and this without a gym.

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Feb 27 2015

50 shades to whip you into shape

May it be for losing weight and/or gain muscles or just stay fit, I will encourage you 50 ways to work harder.

At my dungym, you can put on your special outfits or be naked and do your fitness training, it’s as you please and set your limits and there is no “what will they say”, you are not in a gym where it can be very judgmental.

I personally don’t like gym, the thought of doing my exercises on a bench or machines that many sit and sweat on, yurk! and catch a cold, flu or any bugs.  Yes you can say I’m a germ phobic! When you come to my secret dungym, between each session, all my tools and surfaces have been disinfected with Isopropanol 99% alcohol, and tools such as urethra sounds and anal probes are sterilized in boiled water at least 20 minutes and wiped with Isopropanol 99% alcohol.

To whip you into shape, yes it is an expression, I don’t have to whip you but the fear will make you achieve your goal, many things can be incentive.  Programs are tailored to your need and your limits.

Subs leave the secret dungym proud to have such motivation with their favorite personal trainer. At the end of your program, you will feel better about yourself and gets praises, rewards or treats from me.

First step to reach your goal is by calling your own personal trainer to plan your own program. You have to have good reasons and motivation to want to be in shape but staying in shape is the hardest, you need to have someone to encourage you!  I am the perfect reason to do so and I’m a good example of staying fit.

Yes BDSM makes training rigid and the D stands for discipline and I’m a damn good disciplinarian! This is example of success for weight loss : Read testimonials “Maitresse Cathie’s Weight Loss Clinic”

Here’s among many reasons why you don’t like gyms: attitude

Funny gym’s excuses

10 Surprising Fears That Keep People from the Gym

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Feb 23 2015

What a wise man

Patient to Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that is it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”

AND……

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Feb 22 2015

50 shades of pink

and green

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