Are you really staying confined in your home? I’m sure you are defying the rules, you naughty boy. Another good reason when you will return to see me, and confess, you will get your derriere really cramoisi I guess it’s not a color in demand or it is? lol and that you don’t want! (only for sub rob)
We hear a lot of talk these days about the “New Normal” and such around COVID19 and what will it be after this pandemic is over. Bella Devina Cox tells about her new normal in her blog:
The size of our footballs fields and one less down
Baseball is Canadian
Lacrosse is Canadian
Hockey is Canadian
Basketball is Canadian
Apple pie is Canadian
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers’ ass
Tim Horton’s kicks Krispy Kreme’s ass
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back…past their ‘White House’. Then we burned it…and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied…Go figure ..
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just in time to get caught.
We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
We don’t marry our kin-folk.
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
A Canadian invented Superman.
We have coloured money.
Our beer advertisements kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Dear Mistress: Well being raised Catholic nuns don’t like social distancing they being all over you with their hands all in the name of God or the Virgin Mary. They had complete power over you to do what ever evil they thought of behinds closed door. If we get back to normal. I hope to relive the abuse with Sister Cathie as October 2020 brings two full Moons: The Full Harvest Moon falls on the 1st of October and then the full Hunter’s Moon falls on the 31st—Halloween! Perfect to relive it again! The first thing they did often was to break in your ass at first with a religious item. You found thing it would be a gentle finger but no it’s going to be the forceful head of a statue breaking you. They had many Saints to choose from. If you have a favorite Saint tell me other wise it will be ………..
Days till Oct 1st……. 169 days! We will have fun if we can get back to normal.
and pink vinyl pants, last week gifts from Sissy Dolly Dmon. After telling her that gifts don’t help paying for my play space’s rent, which I may have to let go if this pandemic goes on for a while, well guess what? She told me she got me another pair of boots!!! When she was taking pictures, she did not know she was filming and neither do I, and out of over 50 pictures, 3 are good, and the rest are all blurred, but the video came out ok! 😆 I look like a chicken with no head! Distressingly looking for my props. See the video at: https://twitter.com/cathieladivine It’s not giving to everyone to be a good photographer! I won’t recommend her to any Mistresses! 😆
When the Premier of Quebec says to go home, and stay at home, Quebecers go home and stay at home! They go by the rules and are very obedient…yaaaa sure! The Costcos and Walmarts prove the contrary.(thanks for the meme sub doggy) 138 persons with covid-19 but 0 deaths in my town according to this link: https://cisss-outaouais.gouv.qc.ca/language/en/18907-2/ and 18 deaths in Ottawa.
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