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Feb 27 2014

Phallological Museum

Mistress,  Ah, February the month of Valentine’s Day, romance, love  etc. etc..etc. For me February would be the month of Love Bizarre, lots of Lust, kinks, fetish and perversions. Where would we go on Valentine’s Day? I wouldn’t take you anywhere romantic NO… Paris, NO…Rome……I would take you to the top of the world!  A place cold but yet hot, a place where volcanic eruptions are the norm and hot springs are everywhere.
To Iceland we would go! Click the link that’s going to be our first stop.

iceland

The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. Visitors to the museum will encounter fifty six specimens belonging to seventeen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, thirty-six specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and one hundred and fifteen specimens originating from twenty different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of two hundred and nine specimens belonging to forty six different kinds of mammal, including specimens from Homo Sapiens. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four specimens belonging to Homo Sapiens.

sub, How romantic of you! But Top of the World is in Dubai, Burg Khalifa,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyaEIf2ok6I

Which top of the world is best? Having my Divine Hiney in hot water in the cold Iceland (looks fun) or Dubai at 30C to 60 C, last one I’ve already been there and going back in November. Aren’t you tired of cold weather?

I content myself by going to SPA Nordik, it’s only 10 min. away, and as for cocks, no need to see a museum of dead phallus! I see all shapes and sizes all day long, dead and alive! ;-) But I’m really impressed by its penises collection! Who would have thought of this as a touristic attraction! Thanks for sharing this link.

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Feb 25 2014

Month of love….for cocks

You aren’t here to talk about love.  The kind of love you want to talk is about the love of your cock! Well, let’s talk about it! I know you luv when I talk about huge cocks, your cock, cock sucking, ’cause you keep coming back.  Okay let me start by saying when your girlfriend says size doesn’t matter, in fact, she only want to spare your feelings! Women I meet that their boyfriend (husband, etc) has a huge cock, all have something in common… a twinkle in their eyes, a glow in their face (call it like you want) a little something that says she has been naughty with a huge cock and those who don’t…well they don’t, and are bitchy, if they do have “je ne sais quoi” in their eyes and you don’t have a huge cock?  They have one on the side! You tell me you are straight, sure! When you watch a porn movie, you don’t mind watching an ugly guy with a small penis fucking a woman? I’m sure you want to see a huge 10″ cock with a nice face! So how do you call that? At least we have one thing in common!

Miguelbigcock

 

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Feb 22 2014

Cocks and Cum Obsession

A sub sent me this note:  I am very addicted to sucking guys cock.  I love to let guys go off in my mouth. I love to swallow all the jizz they can give me. I like to be throat fucked as well if I had my way I would suck 10 guys dicks every day if I could find guys to service daily. Do you have such play?

Moi:  I have lots of slut cocksuckers, and they love everything about cock: The way it smells, having their head hold still while he relentlessly humps your face. You don’t have to do anything but sucking.

I don’t have request of guys that want their cock sucked by another male, but they all want to suck a cock! It’s kind of hard to have many cocks handy when you book for it,  guys are at work.  I can find one or two but 10? Usually guys want huge cocks, that’s much harder to find, but I do have. So you have to book at least 2 days ahead.

The one thing I know about cum whores is how addicted to cum they get. If they don’t have a cock to suck for a wad of jizz, they’ll eat their own!

Do you find yourself obsessed with cocks? For the less brave ones, if not ready for a real one, do as all my scary ones who deny that they want a real cock in their mouth but love to suck on a fake one: you can start practicing on my all shapes, all sizes, squirting dildos and you can come in the next hour (if my schedule allows it), no need to book 2 days ahead.  There’s nothing like the sound of a cock whore getting their mouth fed!

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Feb 21 2014

Top of the line latex corset

This is the latex corset that a sub repaired on my B-day. What a skillful sub! Now you know why I want it repaired, look at the price! It looks like brand new! Mine is color pewter, no red trims. I also have the latex cincher but don’t ask for the latex panties that matches with it, it did not resist all the up and down and the down and up, and back and front movements,  you know what I mean 😈 latex tears easily. Soon I will post my pictures with these sexy garments.

DeMask

DeMaskcincher

 

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Feb 12 2014

Moi in cartoon!!!

A sub sent me this:

OMG, it looks like you in the cartoon! Emoji ….damn even cartoons of you have me stroking tonight.Emoji
Yes, it’s you!  I can’t wait till I can serve my ass up like that for you, with you know what I imagine your face just like the cartoon… smiling!
Dear sub, I always have a grin on my face, what not to laugh about! Lots of exposures and improvisations! I will keep in mind this posture for your next visit!
Sub: I guess you will be taking that trip soon during the cold, damn you’ll have to give us fair warning before you go off sunny.Emoji
Moi: Not going anywhere not until November, unless I get an invitation first class or business class like my upcoming November trip, business class tickets to Abu Dhabi and Dubai. I already received the tickets. No class sardine for Moi. This Winter I don’t feel like going anywhere, especially when you see on tv all those delayed flights after all the snow storms we had and Winter is not over, don’t see myself stuck in airports. Almost every time I went South, I was stuck in airport for hours, so not tempted but I’m starting to miss the warmth of the sun and beach…and the naughty boys. If someone is in charge of taking care of organizing everything for me, then I will go, that’s the only place I will let someone in charge, I really hate planning a trip.
sub: oh, time to go to bed now, but what’s better than going to bed with Maîtresse on my mind and my fantasy ….Emoji I imagine seeing this in your car when I visit….Emoji
Moi: yes it’s late! And you should see what I do to them before!!! Emoji

lookslikeMoi

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Feb 2 2014

Groundhog Day

Damn, the Groundhog saw his shadow, looks like six more weeks of winter.Emoji
Groundhog

 To ‘groundhog’ is to raise your head above your cubicle wall to see what’s happening in the Office. It is called ‘groundhogging’ because when several people do it at once, it recalls prairie groundhogs suddenly popping out of their burrows.

Bob sent out an email that Druscilla was bent over with her ass fanned-out going through the bottom file cabinet drawer. We were right away groundhogging to check out that spectacular ass.

Groundhog day

 

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Jan 31 2014

What song makes you think of me?

A friend just sent me this song: Too Taboo saying when she hears this song she thinks of me! I wonder why? It says:  Girl with good intentions, (do I have good intentions?) didn’t not know I had to watch my tongue, oops did I say something I shouldn’t have? You see I’m not that nice?

Send me your song that makes you think of me!

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