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Tiny dick sissy to Maîtresse Cathie

This is a conversation that I had with a sub who wants to meet Mistresses in one of the largest BDSM Community website on the Planet. And every time I ask subs if they have any success, their answers are always the same:

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 9:51 PM:
Hello Mistress Cathie. 🙂 i am happy to see You, and hope You are doing well?

CathieLaDivine on 3/12/14 at 9:52 PM:
Hello and yes, it’s been awhile I did not hear from you, any luck here?

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 9:54 PM:
No, Mistress Cathie.  Mostly time-wasters, and those fantasizing about BDSM, etc rather than those actively seeking to participate in it.  Very few in Ottawa too.

CathieLaDivine on 3/12/14 at 9:58 PM:
So you are telling me after all those years here no one at all? What do they do to waste your time?

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 10:03 PM:
Yes that is correct, Mistress Cathie.  i have never met anyone on here that has lead to me serving.  i’ve chatted with few that said they wanted to meet, but were just looking to get off, then disappeared.  i guess for a lot of people, merely discussing their fantasies is a satisfying way to get off without having to commit to anything, Mistress

Cathie.CathieLaDivine on 3/12/14 at 10:08 PM:
Do you think you get men pretending to be women or genuine women?

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 10:10 PM:
i’d have to say it’s about 50/50, Mistress Cathie.  Of course i never really know for sure, but i suspect that at least half have been men, Mistress.

CathieLaDivine on 3/12/14 at 10:14 PM:
your answers are the same to whom I asked, they all are telling me it’s just a waste of time!

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 10:17 PM:
Well it depends on what one is looking for, i suppose, Mistress Cathie.  There are a lot of so-called Findoms on here, so any guy that has money, and who is just looking to get off will love this site, but this is definitely not the place to look when seeking real life servitude.

CathieLaDivine on 3/12/14 at 10:18 PM:
So a guy who can’t afford any of this, is screwed and will look forever unsuccessfully, guys are very patient and positive! lol

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 10:20 PM:
🙂  Absolutely, Mistress Cathie.  It does feel like it anyway.

CathieLaDivine on 3/12/14 at 11:53 PM:
Thanks for your comments, that is also what I think about this site, waste of time! Have a good night!

tinydicksissy on 3/12/14 at 11:55 PM:
You are most welcome, Mistress Cathie.  i hope You have a good night as well!

Deathbed

What will you say on your deathbed?

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Muscat, Oman

Just got this link of this beautiful country that I visited 2 years ago. Peaceful, nice people, as the Emirates (Dubai) can be, all the ex-pats that I know and met don’t want to leave this country, you will find why. I like it very much but not in Summer, it’s 55 C  starting in April 40 C

http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/reasons-oman-should-be-the-next-country-you-visit

March, month of masturbation

Last month was about cocks and now it’s masturbation and April will probably be about balls, Aries balls (not  hairy balls, but why not) who knows how I will feel, maybe about chocolate since it will be Easter! Brownies, Brown showers…I got quite a few who love those sessions with flavor.

This site is about porn addiction. Briefly, it says to stop watching porn, stop masturbating for a whole week, so you will start having quality sex not with yourself but with your partner. And as good punitive Christian that I am, if you were my partner, I will be very indulgent and let you watch all the porn you want by wearing a CB6000 so your balls turn blue.

I also enjoyed to read all the stats in that site: It mentions which state has the highest consumption of porn per capita, and it’s where there are the most religious people.

Men who admit to accessing pornography at work: 20%

U.S. adults who regularly visit internet pornography websites: 40 million

Promise Keeper men who viewed pornography in last week: 53%

Christians who said pornography is a major problem in the home: 47%

Adults admitting to internet sexual addiction: 10%

Breakdown of male/female visitors to pornography sites is 72% male & 28% female

Internet pornography sales: $4.9 billion annually

Pornographic websites: 4.2 million (12% of total websites on the internet)

Pornographic pages: 420 million

Daily pornographic search engine requests: 68 million (25% of total search engine requests)

Daily pornographic emails: 2.5 billion (8% of total emails)

Internet users who view porn: 42.7%

89% of pornography is created in the U.S.

$2.84 billion in revenue was generated from U.S. pornography sites in 2006

Over $180,000 per minute ($3000 per second) is spent on pornography worldwide

72% of pornography viewers are men

260 new pornography sites go online daily.

Source: internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com

 

 

cocks sizes

Last day of making fun and having fun with cocks! Month of February is over! Really looking forward for Spring March 20

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Phallological Museum

Mistress,  Ah, February the month of Valentine’s Day, romance, love  etc. etc..etc. For me February would be the month of Love Bizarre, lots of Lust, kinks, fetish and perversions. Where would we go on Valentine’s Day? I wouldn’t take you anywhere romantic NO… Paris, NO…Rome……I would take you to the top of the world!  A place cold but yet hot, a place where volcanic eruptions are the norm and hot springs are everywhere.
To Iceland we would go! Click the link that’s going to be our first stop.

iceland

The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of more than two hundred and fifteen penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. Visitors to the museum will encounter fifty six specimens belonging to seventeen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, thirty-six specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and one hundred and fifteen specimens originating from twenty different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of two hundred and nine specimens belonging to forty six different kinds of mammal, including specimens from Homo Sapiens. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four specimens belonging to Homo Sapiens.

sub, How romantic of you! But Top of the World is in Dubai, Burg Khalifa,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyaEIf2ok6I

Which top of the world is best? Having my Divine Hiney in hot water in the cold Iceland (looks fun) or Dubai at 30C to 60 C, last one I’ve already been there and going back in November. Aren’t you tired of cold weather?

I content myself by going to SPA Nordik, it’s only 10 min. away, and as for cocks, no need to see a museum of dead phallus! I see all shapes and sizes all day long, dead and alive! ;-) But I’m really impressed by its penises collection! Who would have thought of this as a touristic attraction! Thanks for sharing this link.

Month of love….for cocks

You aren’t here to talk about love.  The kind of love you want to talk is about the love of your cock! Well, let’s talk about it! I know you luv when I talk about huge cocks, your cock, cock sucking, ’cause you keep coming back.  Okay let me start by saying when your girlfriend says size doesn’t matter, in fact, she only want to spare your feelings! Women I meet that their boyfriend (husband, etc) has a huge cock, all have something in common… a twinkle in their eyes, a glow in their face (call it like you want) a little something that says she has been naughty with a huge cock and those who don’t…well they don’t, and are bitchy, if they do have “je ne sais quoi” in their eyes and you don’t have a huge cock?  They have one on the side! You tell me you are straight, sure! When you watch a porn movie, you don’t mind watching an ugly guy with a small penis fucking a woman? I’m sure you want to see a huge 10″ cock with a nice face! So how do you call that? At least we have one thing in common!

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