May 21 2024
General
May 7 2024
Retired?
sub : Hello. I thought that you had retired, so I was very surprised when I checked your page just now out of curiosity, that you still appear to be active. All of a sudden, I have a wish for a really good caning again. May I ask where you are located now, and how easy parking is?
Moi: I get many emails asking the same question. In January I wrote I will soon be retired. At that moment I was sure it will be by the end of April because in May it is my server renewal which I have always paid for a whole year, so I thought it was the only choice I had to pay a yearly payment, but recently, I found out I can pay monthly.
My intention is to retire this year, but which month? I haven’t decided yet, I can leave anytime because I don’t have a lease. And just like a sub said to me last week, you are having too much fun!
Location : In Ottawa, Little Italia, near Somerset St. & Preston St. with plenty of free parkings of 1 & 2 hours day time but evenings & weekends no time limits and I have a parking just for you, but subs are too paranoid to park at my parking space 😆 My availability is from noon to 8 pm with 24 h notice for new subs.
Apr 30 2024
Chicken dance
April19–28, it was the national dance week. This movement has aesthetic and often symbolic value and is performed to express happy emotions. It was sponsored by the United Dance Merchants of America to increase public awareness and the appreciation of various forms of dance.
Here’s my performance on a very famous song, and I will add: I cannot look more ridiculous than those who worn a diaper face and especially those who still do. That is my aphorism for every silly thing that I do! 😆
If you’re not worth a laugh, you don’t worth much – Quebecer proverb
Apr 26 2024
What is the most painful?
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.”
The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” But you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
Apr 24 2024
Full moon
Busy as hell, just before the full moon. Hornyness at the highest level. Yes I am in situation to testify this. And I am sure I will get emails saying “I’m horny all the time not only on full moon” 😆
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