Eating pussy = CURE FOR CANCER

Did you know that eating a girl’s private organ could save you from fatal diseases such as cancer and heart disease? (no wonder guys are so into this, certainly doing this unconsciously lol) See this link

But on the other hand, here’s another study saying the contrary. Your pussy eater habit,  will make you die of throat cancer. ( but you will die happy with a good heart)

Michael Douglas said his stage 4 throat cancer was caused by his frequent visits to the all you can eat fur burger buffet.  He did, apparently. (he was a smoker, I wonder if he stopped smoking?)

Same for women who don’t protect themselves from sperm http://www.answers.com/Q/Does_sperm_cause_cervical_cancer

So the moral of this story, don’t rely on Google for the truth! Simply protect yourself by having safe sex, wear a condom, you will save yourself of STD. What you don’t know can hurt you or worse !

What the fuck doesn’t cause cancer these days?