Feb 28 2017

Too big & too naked

Dear Maîtresse,
 
Again, Black History month means, thinking of BBC! Sorry to all the SWC (short white cock) guys out there, your cocks don’t matter…but you know this, that’s why you want to suck on Maîtresse’s BBC strap-on dildo and for the brave you want one of her BBC slaves to suck. And like M&M’s chocolate motto………..melts in your mouth not in your hands…..describes sucking BBC the best!
 
Naked tribute to emancipation sparks debate on history, race and, er, length. According to the statue’s critics the artist is too light-skinned, the male figure is too generously endowed, and both are, well, too naked. Others have an issue not with the figures’ nakedness in general but the size of the man’s penis in particular. The 49-year-old sculptor says she used models and photographs and insists “it is in proportion to the rest of the sculpture. I certainly didn’t overplay it.”
Another writer ridiculed Renaissance sculptors for being not generous enough. “Just because Europe’s classical statues had small penises,” argued Mark Wignall, another Observer columnist, “does not mean Jamaica must follow suit.”
Moi: This concludes the Black history month!

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