Butt chugg jackass

What a bunch of drunk guys can think of!  It says it’s a new tendency, before that, it was a tampon soak in alcohol, to get drunk faster. I got a good laugh…guys watching a guy receiving an enema. How exciting that can be? 😆

Dream of being pounded

Bella Devina Cox shares this time that she dreams of being pounded by Shecock in front of groups of Women, hearing their laughter and hoots of delight! Bella Devina let me tell you how many times I have that request, but I don’t know any Shecock and also many requests for a black cock.

I used one, but he was too scared, just like a virgin touched for the very first time, he was shaking so much! It was the same with a white guy, they have to hold me to prove they aren’t gay! 😆  I don’t have any reliable black guy. With all the migrants coming in you’d believe it shouldn’t be so hard to find!? 🙁

http://devinacox.blogspot.ca/2017/08/cant-even-remember-last-time-i-thought.html?zx=a328dd7c2f956795

Powerball winner

Some potential subs and subs have had a little twinge because my site was off for 48 hours, no I haven’t won Powerball lottery or any other lottery. It was a technical bug.  I want to thank those who warned me through my FaceBook page and Twitter account.  Of course if one day I’m no longer in this field, (all good things have an end) I will not just vanish like a thief because I am grateful to all my loyal subs who have supported me all those years and they will have the right to know, unless of a sudden death, I couldn’t do anything 😆

And if I win the lottery, I’ll have a ranch and I’ll make you work like a slave on this ranch (cheap labor) Yes it’s a frequent request from Middle East subs as if I needed this and I would like to have that responsibility and I have nothing else to do! They already are coming by thousands in Canada, no need to go to the Middle East to get slaves. 😆

Technical bugs aren’t fixed, it’s slow, by tomorrow it should be faster to browse my site.



Winning ticket

Mistress, I just came back from UPS store in N.Y. now. Had to pick up a new printer so of course went to buy a ticket. When I went to buy the ticket the store clerk said sorry the Powerball ticket machines and vending machines are down every where.

He said too many people are buying tickets. I always have something to pick-up when I go down but people who don’t a screwed they have to wait till the Powerball is back up and who knows if that’s in 10 min, 1 -2 hrs  or over night.
I’ve had that happen to me more than once on the 6/49 and Lotto Max with big jackpots up here. Luckily in ten minutes the clerk called out that the Powerball was up again. So, I got my ticket.
 
Went to the UPS store to pick up my printer. When the lady came back she had a big box (my printer) and a shoe box sitting on top. I was wonder what that is then I saw the German postmarks and knew it was your corset.
It was shipped in a shoe box with clear tape wrapped around it? I thought corsets are to big to fit in a shoe box but what do I know I am guy. Well, I wasn’t about to bring it back with me and take there questions or the price or want to take a look at it. Fuck that, so I went to the post and mailed to myself. I guess I could have said it was for the girlfriend or wife but they would give me the look like… we know it’s for you and you like to dress up in women’s clothes don’t you? you sissy. I was not looking to get humiliated by them like the carpet beater….. What’s that?….What’s it used for?….. I never hear of it before? ….What is it again?
Then three weeks later coming a cross the same guy asks at the booth out of the blue …hey I looked that up…there is such a thing as a carpet beater.…Grrrrrr
 
So, when I came across I just had the printer $118 US and he said… Ok, you’re good to go…no taxes or duties.   But, if I brought that corset back because of it’s high price…. it would have been straight inside to pay duty, taxes and get a good dose of humiliation..
Corset? What’s that?….F-U-C-K!  And with my luck one of those guys would be a closet sissy and want to check it out and see it out of the box.
 
If I wanted to be humiliated, I’ll visit you.
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Moi: This corset already has a story to tell, traveling the world and could have humiliated you or will soon do 😆  Bought a ticket! only one?
Off to Ogdensburg, NY, for tickets and see subs, win-win situation!

Corset sneak preview

Maîtresse, Your corset has shipped coming from Europe custom made to your measurements so it should fit like a glove but we will have to see. She sent me photos of Your finished corset but that will spoil the surprise so I won’t show You the front. But the back I can show You as it’s just laced in the back.
It looks black in the photo but it really blue. It was fun getting to have a say in the design…. like, colour, buttons etc. This corset will go perfectly with one of your masks…. lol, that’s a clue.
You will have to do a photo shoot with this one…. I have a few ideas about that too.
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Moi: OH WOW ! I have no words to tell you, this look AMAZING! I can’t wait to see the front! you always amaze me with unique gifts & surprises! When you say that you will do something, you actually do! You aren’t like those subs who told me that they will make a cage underneath my bondage table (and I did not ask, they offered it)  but then they disappear. It’s the same category of those who want me in their towns and say they will pay for flight & hotel.

Maitresse Cathie Power ball

Maîtresse,    …… no winner! Now, $650,000 million! See not having a ticket or like me having a ticket didn’t really matter. Were not going to win but we can still dream. Local lotto is your best bet… but oh, that Power Ball lotto fever.
 
Thinking about winning the lotto or got Power Ball fever you may want to think again. First off the odds are: Grand Prize 1 in 292,201,338.00! If you are an American you just walk to the nearest corner store and buy your ticket. But if you are a Canadian you have to be close to a border state with in driving distance so, fuel, mileage, wear and tear on your car, tolls etc. Of course you could buy off an on-line third party ticket broker and hope but then you have to hope that he picks your exact numbers and not make a mistake or buys you a quick pick at all. He may just take your money and run. Now imagine if you did win would you get the call?…. “Congratulations you just won $700 million!” Again, would you trust someone to just hand you over such a large amount?….Not even the Pope would hand your winnings over. The broker would just disappear if he really did have the winning ticket but in reality he’s not going to buy you any tickets and when he finds out that he should have and you picked the winning numbers you can both jump off a bridge together…. lol
 
Now I will place my bets on Maîtresse Cathie’s six ball translucent dildo. The drawings are held 11:00 am to 10:00 pm, 7/7 days….. or should I say the With-drawings!
 
One of the lotto commercials say….”just imagine the feel!” When I hear it I think of Maîtresse having me strapped down naked cock & balls tied and my ass in the air and her standing their in her black outfit lubing up her dildo then fucking my mouth then power balling my ass! 
 
Now, I know Maîtresse will scold me (but I like her sharp words) for thinking such thoughts as she know it’s my mouth and not my rear that get her attention but (butt…lol) a sub can still dream like wining the lotto.
Yes, I envy your subs who you bust their cheeks they have the ladies luck indeed!
 This the billboard that needs to be up by the Casino.
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Moi: you always crack me up! Witty and ingenious! Hey! There you go, you could make a fortune selling  toys like this one! 😆

 

 

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