2020 May

May 18 2020

Queen’s day

God save the Queen and all the Costco Ottawa members who can now “officially” cross the bridges for their beer at Costco in Gatineau, (like if the road block at the bridges prevent them to do it before May 18.) Few of my subs are still afraid to be fined if they cross the bridges or the Gatineau Covid will jump on them. As I told them, just need to say you are going to do groceries for your elderly relatives. Happy day off and thanks Victoria for it and Costco for the essential needs ;–)

By MsCathie • General • 0

May 13 2020

Ma Sophie à moi

Ma Sophie, ma petite chienne salope, j’ai manqué ton appel! Rappelle-moi! Ne serait-ce que pour avoir de tes nouvelles, au moins je te sais toujours en vie! Toi qui a passé de dure épreuves, je suis à ton écoute. Après tout 20 ans de servitude à mes pieds, ça ne s’oublie pas!

By MsCathie • General • 0

May 12 2020

Mike who?

Sub: Hi! This is Mike, I saw you about 2 years ago, remember me? Moi: Which Mikes? I have about 30 Mikes! Sub: You know I’m the one you twisted my nipples!

Moi: oooh yes THAT Mike! Did I fuck you in the ass? no? then I can’t remember you.

same with John, Jim, Steve, Bruce, Peter, Paul, etc

By MsCathie • General • 0

May 11 2020

Back to work

Today it’s the official day for construction & manufacture workers to go back to work. It’s 2 meters apart, so I will need another cone for regulation.

Crossing the bridges seem to be less a pain in the ass, less police surveillance. At 4:30 pm on Chaudieres bridge, no police. On Portage bridge, one police standing out of his car but did not stop anyone. Poor them they must be fed up with this, they have more important things to do! Like giving tickets to those gathering in parks and sitting on benches and walking less than 2 meters apart and must replenish the chests 😉

If you have to cross the bridge for any reason, just say you are going to do groceries for your elderly parents. Make sure to do whatever you need in Gatineau before 8 pm because most grocery stores are closed at 8 pm

By MsCathie • General • 0

May 9 2020

Unsuccessful blow job

Yoga teacher said if he had used lubricant this would never happen! And this is what I always say: For a successful penetration, you can’t go without lub, and lots of lub!

If you feel sorry for this Yoga teacher you can help him to pay is medical fees

Marvin Lewinski, who currently has no medical insurance, is set to launch a GoFundMe campaign this week where he will offer free online yoga classes to help him reimburse his medical fees that amount up to $236,000.

Will he teach you how to suck your own cock without self-injuring yourself?

$236,000? He could have bought a life time supply of prostitutes. Next time hire a professional! But he may get sexually transmitted disease but that is another story.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoga-teacher-hospitalized-after-performing-blowjob-on-himself/

By MsCathie • General • 5

May 8 2020