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Happy meal

Today I went to McDonald restaurant and treated my sub with McCathie patty and Kool-aid! And had a blast! After reading this, next time you will be at McDonald’s and hear “happy meal”  I’m 100 % sure you will think of Moi!  😉

A sub said after looking at other websites he came across a fantasy and here is what he wrote:

Made me think of meeting and sitting in McDonald restaurant with you, giving your tribute and my keys and cell phone for total control, and you go to bathroom to replace hamburger with shit, fill drink with pee that you bring. Back seated, because wired up before at in bathroom at restaurant or your place with electrics on cock and vibrator in ass, you could control pain nicely. Could not yell. Forced to eat and drink it all. At end, go to bathroom and jerk off on fries, which have to eat in front of you or you will not return my things. Not sure if you interested or have other much better ideas of public risk of humiliation.

I LOVE IT! You are getting very adventurous! That is a really good one My pretty shitty bang bang, pure clean fun! “the burger switch”! Having a McCathie patty and Kool-aid freshly from the tap, MUCH healthier than McDonald food! Everybody is saying McDonald’s food is crap, so might as well eat the real thing! lol I use a dog collar with electricity, remote control wireless, that I put around balls. Let’s do it! I too need new challenges!

 

 

If dogs were men

The other way around is not to be contested, but I find them more pigs than dogs!

Who influences who?

This evening while bathing after a strenuous day,  (but joyful one) I was listening to the radio,  (oh I have to tell you all about my Friday and Saturday in other post, I thought for a long weekend it will be quiet, au contraire! It was the most crazy weekend ever! And the kinkiest requests I ever had…for a long time)

This weekend is all about celebrating the Queen, we all have a Queen to celebrate, don’t’ you think ?  I’m sure you have one in mind! 😉

I was saying I was listening to the radio and I heard the Beatles were influenced by other bands and singers, who would have thought of this? I thought their music were unique, I heard music that I have never heard from Sir Paul McCartney, especially in the 80’s, it was pre-punk music.

One song (not punk) came into my mind since we don’t have much sun lately is: où est le soleil  (where is the sun? In my head) and I said to myself we all have been influenced by someone no matter what you do!  Who or what influenced you to explore your kinky side? I will like to know? More details you give better it is! And who influenced me? I bet you will like to know!

Guess what I am aiming?

Don’t you worry, it’s not a real riffle (for those who haven’t grow a set of nuts) it only shoots plastic balls the size of a pea, pure pleasure for a role play, request from a pain slut sub.  Will I have more guinea-pigs who want to test this kind of pain?

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Scared about dungeon decor?

I remember reading in a forum about a guy who complained about my dungeon although he said he enjoyed his 2 sessions with me, he will not come back because:

Although I like the kink scene, there’s something a bit unappealing about dungeons. Probably all that gear hanging around…. some of it is kinda scary, in a nightmarish type of way that is.

Funny how guys are, there is always a reason, not too much of this… too much of this…(not genuine submissives to my taste!)

I had another guy who complained that my dungeon was too dark, why did he not just tell me? (instead of he told to someone else) I would have put spot lights right on his face lol My dungeon has an ambiance, and they will still complain (duh)

If you don’t like dungeon, ask for my mirror room, just like most of you who are seeing yourself the traditional way, a real bed that you are tied to it, with a very demanding woman on top of you! Probably will say there are too many mirrors, don’t like to see myself in all those mirrors….

I also remember a guy who wasn’t happy that I used a vibrator instead of a dildo, he complained to someone in this field that he doesn’t like the sound of a vibrator and he did not like that I use one on him, why didn’t he just tell me? Instead he went complaining elsewhere about this fact!

WOW I sound like I’m a very terrible person, that you cannot talk to!

 

 

 

Unreasonable, irrational & self-centered…sounds like Moi

This is about a profil on a famous BDSM community, for once it’s not about a sub’s needs, expectation, demands nor his dick but with actually a picture of face not a dick close-up:

“People are often unreasonable, irrational and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies. Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and sincere, people may deceive you. Be honest and sincere anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, will often be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and your God; It was never between you and them anyway.”

Does he get replies with that kind of profil?…he sure got mine!

Happy National Masturbation Month!

and I did not make that one up!

May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self-loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self-servicing — pick your favorite.

 

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There is something about Mary