May 12 2020
Sub: Hi! This is Mike, I saw you about 2 years ago, remember me? Moi: Which Mikes? I have about 30 Mikes! Sub: You know I’m the one you twisted my nipples!
Moi: oooh yes THAT Mike! Did I fuck you in the ass? no? then I can’t remember you.
same with John, Jim, Steve, Bruce, Peter, Paul, etc
May 11 2020
Today it’s the official day for construction & manufacture workers to go back to work. It’s 2 meters apart, so I will need another cone for regulation.
Crossing the bridges seem to be less a pain in the ass, less police surveillance. At 4:30 pm on Chaudieres bridge, no police. On Portage bridge, one police standing out of his car but did not stop anyone. Poor them they must be fed up with this, they have more important things to do! Like giving tickets to those gathering in parks and sitting on benches and walking less than 2 meters apart and must replenish the chests 😉
If you have to cross the bridge for any reason, just say you are going to do groceries for your elderly parents. Make sure to do whatever you need in Gatineau before 8 pm because most grocery stores are closed at 8 pm
May 9 2020
Yoga teacher said if he had used lubricant this would never happen! And this is what I always say: For a successful penetration, you can’t go without lub, and lots of lub!
If you feel sorry for this Yoga teacher you can help him to pay is medical fees
Marvin Lewinski, who currently has no medical insurance, is set to launch a GoFundMe campaign this week where he will offer free online yoga classes to help him reimburse his medical fees that amount up to $236,000.
Will he teach you how to suck your own cock without self-injuring yourself?
$236,000? He could have bought a life time supply of prostitutes. Next time hire a professional! But he may get sexually transmitted disease but that is another story.
May 4 2020
Dear Mistress, I was thinking of you when I made this meme up. As you really enjoy pegging and smile when your taking a guy’s ass! You should run a bilingual workshop for couples on pegging. But do you ladies ever talk about how you would love to fuck your man’s ass?
https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/how-many-calories-you-burn-during-sex-based-on-the-position
Moi: Pegging class will attract men and very few women, just like Yoga attracts women, and very few guys. Oh yessss…Pegging is our favorite conversation 😆 and one thing they will learn in class is: LOTS of lub… key to a long & successful relationship. Who wants to sign in? I will need a volunteer but the problem is distancing 2 meters away! 🙁 Maybe next month?….. BTW: My smile is more devilish. 😈
May 1 2020
It was 4 years ago I became Regional Court Executrix of Womania Empire, and I owe it to Devina Cox! Thank you Bella! And thanks to sluga0201, owned and property of Matriarch Ezada Sinn who made this collage to underline this event. You can find out all about what a Regional Court Executrix does at https://womaniaempire.com/
Honey moon
Womania Empire
Who will be next for…
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