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Apr 24 2020

Walk this way

Any sub of mine better walk 6ft away from me!! and behind my big fat ass! 😂

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Apr 23 2020

The New Normal

We hear a lot of talk these days about the “New Normal” and such around COVID19 and what will it be after this pandemic is over. Bella Devina Cox tells about her new normal in her blog:

https://devinacox.blogspot.com/2020/04/new-normal.html?spref=tw

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Apr 22 2020

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

This was in one of my files of 2006

EAT YOUR HEART OUT WORLD…….

  1. Smarties
  2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
  3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
  4. Baseball is Canadian
  5. Lacrosse is Canadian
  6. Hockey is Canadian
  7. Basketball is Canadian
  8. Apple pie is Canadian
  9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers’ ass
  10. Tim Horton’s kicks Krispy Kreme’s ass
  11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back…past their ‘White House’. Then we burned it…and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied…Go figure ..
  12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
  13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
  14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
  15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just in time to get caught.
  16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
  17. The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
  18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
  19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
  20. We don’t marry our kin-folk.
  21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
  22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
  23. A Canadian invented Superman.
  24. We have coloured money.
  25. Our beer advertisements kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

  1. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
  2. And we don’t bomb our allies.

oh yeah… and our elections only take one day.

I AM CANADIAN!!!

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Apr 20 2020

Stay home

Dear Mistress: Well being raised Catholic nuns don’t like social distancing they being all over you with their hands all in the name of God or the Virgin Mary. They had complete power over you to do what ever evil they thought of behinds closed door. If we get back to normal. I hope to relive the abuse with Sister Cathie as October 2020 brings two full Moons: The Full Harvest Moon falls on the 1st of October and then the full Hunter’s Moon falls on the 31st—Halloween! Perfect to relive it again! The first thing they did often was to break in your ass at first with a religious item. You found thing it would be a gentle finger but no it’s going to be the forceful head of a statue breaking you. They had many Saints to choose from. If you have a favorite Saint tell me other wise it will be ………..

Days till Oct 1st……. 169 days! We will have fun if we can get back to normal.

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Apr 16 2020

Still displaying my new boots

and pink vinyl pants, last week gifts from Sissy Dolly Dmon. After telling her that gifts don’t help paying for my play space’s rent, which I may have to let go if this pandemic goes on for a while, well guess what? She told me she got me another pair of boots!!!
When she was taking pictures, she did not know she was filming and neither do I, and out of over 50 pictures, 3 are good, and the rest are all blurred, but the video came out ok! 😆 I look like a chicken with no head! Distressingly looking for my props. See the video at: https://twitter.com/cathieladivine It’s not giving to everyone to be a good photographer! I won’t recommend her to any Mistresses! 😆

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Apr 15 2020

Aweille à maison

When the Premier of Quebec says to go home, and stay at home, Quebecers go home and stay at home! They go by the rules and are very obedient…yaaaa sure! The Costcos and Walmarts prove the contrary.(thanks for the meme sub doggy) 138 persons with covid-19 but 0 deaths in my town according to this link: https://cisss-outaouais.gouv.qc.ca/language/en/18907-2/ and 18 deaths in Ottawa.

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Apr 14 2020

Want to learn Québécois?

Since most of you have nothing to do, especially after the house cleaning done, and before gardening will soon start, here few words you need to learn, next time you come to see me, (if I am still here) try to impress me! That you did not sit on your derriere all this time by not trying to learn something new!

Une traduction anglais-joual québécois!

English – Quebecois -(in bracket is translation) French de France

  1. Excuse me! – Eille! excuse-moi
  2. I don’t believe it. Ben wéyon don. (bien voyons donc) je ne le crois pas
  3. What’s new? – Pis? (et puis) Quoi de neuf
  4. Check that out. – Garsa (regarde cela) Vérifiez ceci
  5. Look at her. – Gar ladon Regardez-la
  6. Look at him. – Gar lédon (regarde-le donc) Regardez-le
  7. Do you believe me? – Tume crétu? (tu me crois?) Est-ce que tu me crois?
  8. Do you think I care? Quesse tu veux ksam fasse? (qu’est-ce que tu veux que cela me fasse) Est-ce que tu penses que je m’en soucie?
  9. Only – Yinque. (rien que) Seulement
  10. With that? – Aickssa? avec cela?
  11. Me and You. – Moé pis Toé. Moi et toi
  12. I’m gonna yell at him. – M’a y parler dans’l’casse. je vais lui crier
  13. I’m gonna beat him up. M’a yarranger a face. je vais le battre
  14. I’m gonna beat him up. – M’a ty crisser’n’volé. (je vais lui crisser une volé) je vais le battre
  15. You’re kidding me! – Vadontoé! (vas-donc toi) Tu blagges?

15a. You’re kidding me! – Vadontchié! va chier (go for a shit)

  1. It stinks. – Ostid’câlisse. (curse words) ça sent pas bon
  2. I was scared. – Jé eu la chienne. J’ai eu peur
  3. Get out of there. – Aute toé d’la. (otes-toi de la) Enlèves-toi
  4. Get out of here. – Décâlisse d’icitte. Débarasse – Va t’en
  5. What are you doing? – Kessé tufai? que fais tu?
  6. I ‘m spaced out. – Chudanlune. Je suis dans la lune
  7. Right there. – Drette la. (droit-là) juste devant
  8. Don’t go out of your way. – Bawde toézempa fais-toi s’en pas trop
  9. Let’s say. – Meton. (admettons) dit-on, je veux dire
  10. Can you believe it? – Tatu d’javusa? (as-tu déjà vu ça) est-ce croyable
  11. Move your ass! – Anweille! (envoie) Bouge ton derriere
  12. It looks that way. – Sadlairasah. (ça l’air de cela) Ca regarde à cela
  13. I tell you. – Chtedi. je te le dis
  14. I am so confused. – Chtout fourré. (i’m fucked up) Je suis confus
  15. I am so tired. – J’cogne des clous.(I’m hiting nails) Je suis fatigué
  16. Look at that guy. – Chek moélédon. (vérifie-moi le donc) Regarde ce type
  17. A lot of trouble. – Un chârdemarde. (un paquet de merde) beaucoup de trouble
  18. It’s because. – Stacose. c’est à cause
  19. Anyway. – Antéka. (en tous les cas) peu importe
  20. That’s enough. – Stacé. c’est assez
  21. See you later. – Motte woère talleur. (je vais te voir plus tard)
  22. Relax! – Cammtoué! (calme-toi)
  23. Damn! – Viarge
  24. She’s crying. – A braille. elle pleure
  25. Make believe. – S’fairacraire. faire semblant
  26. I’m in trouble.- Chudanmarde. (i am in deep shit) je suis dans le trouble
  27. This is it. – Datsitte.

Quebecois is almost like créole, in English it is called slang in French it is called jual

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