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New Year’s resolutions

For 2014, I promised myself not to be bitchy in my blog, but I will for one more time, I will make it short and sweet. This year, I will be bitchier than ever, cruel, and no indulgence.  This post is for scary ass hole who ask for an appointment and don’t follow his engagement.

When you will book again (they all do) a deposit will be required or there will be no session at all, also adding a fine to compensate for wasting my time, and this also applies to subs that I have already seen and are getting too comfortable with me and think Mistress will allow this without any consequences. It usually goes like this:  They call or email by saying they miss me and will come to see me soon or on a certain day, but I don’t hear back from them, only months after. They usually only want to chat and think I sit all day and wait for calls. My time is precious! For chatting see my Skype page and you will find all your possibilities.

Being a disrespectful coward by not showing up is twice a lost of incomes for me and a lot of waste of my time.  It also prevents someone honest and decent that really want to see me at the time you asked.

Mistress is well known to have a very good and long memory, it will take more than ass kissing to get back on her good book!

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Happy Kinky New Year!

2013 has been a dynamic and fulfilling year. Lots of hard work, but very satisfying.  New location, new website, new pictures, new computer, new toys and new friendly subs and subs I did not see for years that have come back… and also All kind of  kinky new stuffs, which I will elaborate some other time.

Hope your New Year Eve was hot & kinky! Mine was, but sorry I can’t elaborate on it, too private! 😈

I do have New Year resolutions, ’cause I have been naughty, and I said I will never do it again, but it’s so hard to be a good girl and say no! Hope this year will be different, but I keep doing it and even at this moment I’m still doing it, I say to myself why not? It’s the Holidays!

I want to thank all the subs who sent me e-gifts by emails or brought me gifts in person…chocolate, flowers, jewels, toys.  One thing for sure, I will stay warm this Winter, I received: hot mitts, 2 pairs of foot warmers, (slip in my boots) a foot warmer mat, (wow I should have this years ago) I put it between my computer and chair, and guys, let me tell you I’m the most happy woman on Earth! It doesn’t take much to make me happy, just keep my feet warm! 😉 The gift certificates for massage were also top notch! Ok I received business class tickets direct flight for Abu Dhabi, how exciting this can be? But I’m still happy with accessories that keep me warm! Don’t want to offense anyone, any gifts are very much appreciated! It’s the gesture that counts. My feet are very important, as you can see!

Of course it’s never too late to keep Mistress happy!  Here is my wish list.
Here is a gift received today to keep you warm, thanks to sub who took time to send it to me.

What about your New Year resolutions? Do you have some? I will like to hear all about them, the kinkiest, better it is!  I need some hot stuff, it’s so cold outside, do make this place smoking hot! 😈

And thanks for all for the emails and phone calls received for the New Year. I have started to book sessions for the new year! Hope yours will be as kinky and exciting as mine will possibly be!

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New year special & hours

My rebates on fees are extented until January 31, since it’s been very much in demand and I have been asked if it is still valid, I decided to let you take advantage of this option, see contact page

December 31, from 11 am last appointment at 4:00 pm
New year’s day, closed
January 2, from noon, last appointment at 4:00 pm

Back to regular hours January 3 see page contact

Boxing Day, good reason not to go shopping

Dear Maîtresse,

What’s good reason not go shopping on Boxing Day and stay away from the malls, crowds and line-ups for discounts sales? Visiting your dungeon of course! What says Boxy Day more then Sensory Deprivation at your dungeon, masks, hoods, gags, etc. Forget the line at the malls & stores…. your admitted right away to dungeon!!! 

Do you still have your Gas mask that you used to wear in photo shots from the past?……very hot for sure.
Lots of fun & laughs (even a good oooch!) last visit so much so forgot about sucking your strap-on… lol……..I’ll be back to do what I forgot.

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Dear sub,

I too was not at the malls. I was feeding My Christmas diner crap directly from the tap for lunch to a crap lover! And I put my Divine crap in Ziplock bags on both of his hands, duct taped them, and he left like this, and also with crap all over his face, + enema, and the challenge is to get to his car without doing a mess, and get the duct tape away with his teeth to open his car door, and I’m thinking; what a mess that will do!  : lol :  This is his fantasy and who are you to judge?  Each their own! 😈

And after I had a girlfriend who stopped by and I started dressing her with my outfits to see how hot she looked in some of my cat suits and corsets. It was like at Victoria Secret, when they get dressed, walk the cat walk and get undressed and get dressed again! But sad you were not there to see this! : lol :  It was fun to see how excited that red hair was when she tried all my beautiful catsuits.

Yes I still have gas masks and I am getting a new one, mainly for breath play, not that the ones I have are not good, they do the job, but I like to have different styles. (yep, they are stylish, hahaha)  Would you wish to stay in the Sensory Deprivation Chamber for the whole Holidays Season? It is not too late!

That bdsm-inflatable-rubber-egg-bas, kind of taking a lot of room! I’m curious to know how much it is? oh well for the latex lover I have a latex bag, for mummification, better than nothing 😉 And this latex bag is $1,500, if you want to know.   And yes sub, you are very lucky that it is the Holidays Seasons, I feel generous enough, here is the picture you like so much!

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Latex for Christmas

Is this creepy and satanic? 😆 La Baroness and Her Elves, two things La Baroness in common with Moi, We have the exact same love for latex and replica of cat!

Kinky Christmas Eve

Still few openings for Tuesday December 24 for a kinky Christmas Eve and to prevail of my last day rebate.
One opening at noon and one at 4:00 pm

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Best recipes

When I said to this naughty sub I was decorating my play space and he replied:   Decorate?……what are you adding? Hmmmm… cold & nuts, gives me an idea…. a black leather sack with ice cubes tied around the balls…. brrrrr ….. lol,

You will see when you will come, it’s also outside, you can’t miss it! No excuses that you couldn’t find my play space!

When I was teen I was always horny…..lol, anyways ….. I got the idea to get the pointy ice cream cones and cut the bottom out, if you do it right it grips the side of the cock tightly. It’s actually pretty cool pardon the pun, to look down and see the cock head in the cone. Then you pack in the ice cream cone hard with ice cream. The guy gets the cold pain put then the cock heat brings the pleasure and the sticky melt, warm and cold.

I think a Domme would wrapping her hands around the cone and crushing it, and all the broken sharp pieces of the cone would scratching the slaves cock shaft and at the end the slave would be told to lick up the mess BITCH!….
 
I should write a cook book I have a lot of ideas, only done few, lots to do…..

You have a fertile imagination and yes cooking is very “in”, but aren’t you sick of TV shows, contests, etc.  tv shows all have a segment on cooking! I’m sure that doesn’t attract a lot of male viewers or am I wrong? I have a good share of sessions with food requests: whip cream, grapes, cakes, donuts, sirup, yogurt, chocolate, cucumbers, carrots and for my not so famous pumpkin pie and candy cane up in the ass. The last guy asked for ginger up in is ass and urethra, but did not find it “piquante” enough, so next time he is getting jalapeno peppers.

Yes I’m open to new recipes! I’m waiting for more recipes like this one!  It adds taste! lol

 

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