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Vaseline is the cure

How are your hands after 2 months of intensive washing? Going to all your favorite stores, you are obliged to sanitize your hands! I’m sure I lost subs in all my years of practice by asking them to wash their hands before session starts! (insulted?) But now that you are controlled at stores, part of a ritual, so you won’t be so pissed off when required to do so at my play space.

Sanitizing all the surfaces at my play space is nothing new! Even after you leave, I still spend half hour to sanitize: Toys, door nobs, ramp, toilet, wash all clothing that we worn, etc. (and some of you graciously are helping with cleaning the surfaces we used, which is very much appreciated and not taken from your session time) So the public health recommendations for Covid-19 are not anomalous or asking too much of me. I have always operated my space as clean as many medical clinics, if not more!

Ending up with cracked skin is counterproductive to the cause. Do remember to do moisturizing. Lots of petroleum jelly for your hands, lots of lubricant for anal penetration, both prevent cracks and pain!

Lots of deaths are blamed on Covid-19

Slavery masks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6B96XoBboc

Queen’s day

God save the Queen and all the Costco Ottawa members who can now “officially” cross the bridges for their beer at Costco in Gatineau, (like if the road block at the bridges prevent them to do it before May 18.) Few of my subs are still afraid to be fined if they cross the bridges or the Gatineau Covid will jump on them. As I told them, just need to say you are going to do groceries for your elderly relatives. Happy day off and thanks Victoria for it and Costco for the essential needs ;–)

Ma Sophie à moi

Ma Sophie, ma petite chienne salope, j’ai manqué ton appel! Rappelle-moi! Ne serait-ce que pour avoir de tes nouvelles, au moins je te sais toujours en vie! Toi qui a passé de dure épreuves, je suis à ton écoute. Après tout 20 ans de servitude à mes pieds, ça ne s’oublie pas!

Mike who?

Sub: Hi! This is Mike, I saw you about 2 years ago, remember me? Moi:  Which Mikes? I have about 30 Mikes! Sub: You know I’m the one you twisted my nipples!

Moi: oooh yes THAT Mike! Did I fuck you in the ass? no? then I can’t remember you.

😂

same with John, Jim, Steve, Bruce, Peter, Paul, etc

Back to work

Today it’s the official day for construction & manufacture workers to go back to work. It’s 2 meters apart, so I will need another cone for regulation.

Crossing the bridges seem to be less a pain in the ass, less police surveillance. At 4:30 pm on Chaudieres bridge, no police. On Portage bridge, one police standing out of his car but did not stop anyone. Poor them they must be fed up with this, they have more important things to do! Like giving tickets to those gathering in parks and sitting on benches and walking less than 2 meters apart and must replenish the chests 😉

If you have to cross the bridge for any reason, just say you are going to do groceries for your elderly parents. Make sure to do whatever you need in Gatineau before 8 pm because most grocery stores are closed at 8 pm