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Pegging classes

Dear Mistress, I was thinking of you when I made this meme up. As you really enjoy pegging and smile when your taking a guy’s ass! You should run a bilingual workshop for couples on pegging. But do you ladies ever talk about how you would love to fuck your man’s ass? 

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/how-many-calories-you-burn-during-sex-based-on-the-position

Moi: Pegging class will attract men and very few women, just like Yoga attracts women, and very few guys. Oh yessss…Pegging is our favorite conversation 😆 and one thing they will learn in class is: LOTS of lub… key to a long & successful relationship. Who wants to sign in? I will need a volunteer but the problem is distancing 2 meters away! 🙁 Maybe next month?….. BTW: My smile is more devilish. 😈

Celebration

It was 4 years ago I became Regional Court Executrix of Womania Empire, and I owe it to Devina Cox! Thank you Bella! And thanks to sluga0201, owned and property of Matriarch Ezada Sinn who made this collage to underline this event. You can find out all about what a Regional Court Executrix does at https://womaniaempire.com/

Perversion in elderly men

4 elderly men have been caught in the wood in Sherbrooke, Quebec for sexual activities and got fined for not being distancing. 😆 This very famous Doctor says when men are getting older, perversion is more accentuated. I can attest that, I saw this progression through decades.

My elderly subs are really fun to be with, they are always full of surprises and challenges, it’s never boring with them! This Doctor said the women are not like that, you won’t find them in the wood grabbing pussies! 😆

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7tkwt5?fbclid=IwAR08Kgl2Ovlql7xIJIyH5Ft2s6ppAI2ctIfHyQOrJqPggAwu1zI0B98b7lA

Stay home 2

Are you really staying confined in your home? I’m sure you are defying the rules, you naughty boy. Another good reason when you will return to see me, and confess, you will get your derriere really cramoisi I guess it’s not a color in demand or it is? lol and that you don’t want! (only for sub rob)

Walk this way

Any sub of mine better walk 6ft away from me!! and behind my big fat ass! 😂

The New Normal

We hear a lot of talk these days about the “New Normal” and such around COVID19 and what will it be after this pandemic is over. Bella Devina Cox tells about her new normal in her blog:

https://devinacox.blogspot.com/2020/04/new-normal.html?spref=tw

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

This was in one of my files of 2006

EAT YOUR HEART OUT WORLD…….

  1. Smarties
  2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
  3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
  4. Baseball is Canadian
  5. Lacrosse is Canadian
  6. Hockey is Canadian
  7. Basketball is Canadian
  8. Apple pie is Canadian
  9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers’ ass
  10. Tim Horton’s kicks Krispy Kreme’s ass
  11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back…past their ‘White House’. Then we burned it…and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied…Go figure ..
  12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
  13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
  14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
  15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just in time to get caught.
  16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
  17. The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
  18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
  19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
  20. We don’t marry our kin-folk.
  21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
  22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
  23. A Canadian invented Superman.
  24. We have coloured money.
  25. Our beer advertisements kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

  1. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
  2. And we don’t bomb our allies.

oh yeah… and our elections only take one day.

I AM CANADIAN!!!