What does this make you think of?

Maitresse,
I just came back from Wal Mart and saw this! wow. You need to add this to your shopping cart next visit to WalMart.  What are your thoughts?
Moi: Smart designer, something that usually stays in the cabinet, and this one is twice useful!
 Sub: hmmmmm, what are you up too? You are definitely naughty and not nice, as every Dominatrix should be!
Update:
Moi: Thanks for getting me one, it can certainly come handy in many ways 😉

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A birthday story

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
“I’d like to be eight again…” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, a soda pop and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
“I meant my dress size, you idiot.”
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

 

This is the time of the year…

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New year’s resolutions?

What is the first thing that comes to you mind when it comes to New Year’s resolutions? More sex? Lose weight? More free time, less work and more play! ALL of the above? Do you really mean it? First, we all have weight to lose! Especially after the holidays,  I have 4 lbs to lose! and you? Every time I come back from a vacation, especially from Middle East but that’s nothing! I simply eat less, more exercises and off they go! But for many it’s not that simple, some needs motivations and I’m a good motivator!

I have many subs who came to seek my help to lose weight, I’m a good example of fitness, I haven’t gotten fat in last 20 years, I don’t go yo-yo, and no diet, many come to see me for my fitness program tailored to their needs and of course spice it up with BDSM ingredients to stay motivated.

oooff I’m sure you have seen people that you did not recognize because they have put weight.  It happened to me, this sub was only 25 and 3 years after, he came back and I did not recognize him at all!  I knew his name, I remember how cute he was, but when I saw him I did not recognize him, that’s what fat does, and more weight you put, more older you look!

I’m sure you want more sex than you want to lose weight, but frankly do you think you will get more sex when you have a big belly?

Don’t get me wrong, fat is not that bad, I much prefer to grab someone love handles than bones when I fuck him from behind!

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Happy New Year!

After the abuse has ended and done with him, Santa went back where he belongs and same time same date at the end of this year 2015, he will come back for more!

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Boarding call for Flight 2015 has just been sounded……. Your luggage should only contain the best souvenirs from 2014….. The bad and sad moments should be left in the garbage…….

The duration of the flight will be 12 months.
So, tighten your seat belt, the next stop-overs will be: Health, Love, Joy, Harmony, Well-being and Peace.

The captain offers you the following menu which will be served during the flight:
A Cocktail of Friendship
A Supreme appetizer of Health
A Gratin side dish of Prosperity
A Bowl of Excellent News
A salad of Success
A Cake of Happiness
All accompanied by bursts of laughter.

Wishing you and your family, an enjoyable trip on board of flight 2015 and I thank all the good people, friends who made 2014 beautiful for me.

I Wish You A Happy Twelve Months In 2015

The nicest gift…

is when a sub takes time to write a testimonial. Nice way to end the year.
I received this message from a sub I haven't seen for years. It must have been very
mediocre experiences that he had with others to take time to write me. Now he realizes that I'm the best! I received it in French and I translated in English. 

Dear Ms Cathie

What makes You superior to all the women I've met, it's your personality
and your open-mindedness. Your beauty and fitness are certainly convenient, 
but especially your personality! You are a woman truly dominant character,
this is not just a game or play. You are really impressive, in that you
create an impression of woman who is in perfect control.
 
You are an excellent communicator, with you there is no ambiguity, we know what
to expect. You are also an honest and frank person. When you say something,
you keep your word. There are no surprises. You also have a feeling for the
customer's needs and you know how to give satisfaction.

Your personality ensures that customers cling to you and want to come 
back. You are open minded, you're comfortable with just about all variations
of submission. Nothing surprises you, nothing shocks you and you can do everything
that a subject could want and feel good about himself.

Also there are very few women who make scat domination or do it as good 
as you! You are a like a therapist. We can say everything and not feel 
judged or impaired. Your confidence gives confidence to the client to 
open up and confess humbly all its perverse aspirations. 

With you, I felt accepted, understood and it helped me a lot in my 
psychological interior. You made me in a huge way feel better than any
psychologist or psychiatrist could have done.

To sum up, it is this openness and understanding, your affection for
customers makes you stands out. It's not just for the money, You are 
interested in the person whom confides his deepest thoughts.
With You, we feel that it goes further than the domination games and 
it feels good to give without restraint to Your will. 
Certainly, the perfect woman !

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