Happy National Masturbation Month!

and I did not make that one up!

May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self-loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self-servicing — pick your favorite.

 

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There is something about Mary