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I always knew there was a reason I felt so fucking safe when surrounded by an assortment of sex toys

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If that ever happens here (in my dungeon), not only I have tons of dildos to throw at you, I also have my all killer shoes, but all I need is my killer boobs and you will be down like dead flies! Ready for any events!