Time to say goodbye

to those boots and the snow we are getting.

Santorum

The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex. There was no name for it and Savage Love created one in 2003 to “memorialize the Santorum scandal” I remember reading his column like if it was yesterday.  After intense pegging, (the word pegging was also created by Mr. Savage Love) when I say to subs to wipe off their Santorum, many don’t know what I am talking about…now you know! I usually do it for them by saying bend over! To make them feel like when they were a little boy or baby and most of you like to be mothered and nurtured, and the good mother that I am, I take special care of my boys!  Now you will go to bed…less stupid but grossed out! 😆  And now you know  why the rate I charge is very well deserved!

First time pegging

Don’t give them an enema – that can leave water in the body, creating more chaos! and you’ll need lots of lube. That is always the advice I say! I have seen chaos, if you aren’t feeling clean, do your enema at least 2 hours previously.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/ev55aj/my-first-time-pegging-someone-changed-how-i-think-about-sex?fbclid=IwAR094VVdwRo1GQLEcJZyaPxReD4JjXsMEuvjHPohBUfifglhDmtkF5H0Q-Y

Happy birthday

It’s your B-day Wooden Spoon Survivor Boy: Ms Bertha and I are looking forward for this celebration! Hope you will survive this one! 😈 Does BDSM is all about pain? If it was, I wouldn’t have been in this field very long! Most practitioners aren’t into pain. There is the power exchange, or simply emotional dynamics and I don’t inflict pain to my partners without consent. I mostly nurture people with a twist of kinky touch!

I love Valentine’s day

This picture is very representative of where you are in right now and probably for the rest of the year! lol I didn’t want to warn you about this conspiracy until today, I have pity on you.  You had 3 days to redeem yourself! I couldn’t hide it from you, but I’m sure you are still in the dog house any how!  LOL It’s a good thing women like me exist! 😈

Valentine’s day prolongation

A huge thanks to Devina Cox, incredible gurl who sent an Amazon.com E-gift. It help lubricate my Valentin’s weekend festivities and next week another gurl, Sissy Dolly Dmon will send me new boots. She said they are white. Now I need to get something to match with it in white.

Today and every day

Today, and everyday, you worship me, spoil me, serve me and obey me, Happy Valentin’s Day https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/ref=cm_reg_rd-upd?ie=UTF8&id=31V12ZE0XA96S&type=wishlist