Chicken dance

April19–28, it was the national dance week. This movement has aesthetic and often symbolic value and is performed to express happy emotions. It was sponsored by the United Dance Merchants of America to increase public awareness and the appreciation of various forms of dance.

Here’s my performance on a very famous song, and I will add: I cannot look more ridiculous than those who worn a diaper face and especially those who still do. That is my aphorism for every silly thing that I do! 😆

If you’re not worth a laugh, you don’t worth much – Quebecer proverb

National day of vintage cars

What is the most painful?

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.”

The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” But you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

Full moon

Busy as hell, just before the full moon. Hornyness at the highest level. Yes I am in situation to testify this. And I am sure I will get emails saying “I’m horny all the time not only on full moon” 😆

Earth Day

Even with detritus, not bad looking 😆


National Pet Day