International men’s day

Nobody will buy you a card, or give you the day off work, or greet you with a cheery, “Hey, you’re a man, happy international men’s day, mate! Did you get that today?

Isn’t every day international men’s day? We know that men are still dying four years sooner than women, on average; that 12 men each day take their own lives; that 90% of rough sleepers are men; that 95% of the prison population is male; that seven out of ten murder victims are male; that girls are outperforming boys at every stage of education; that women are a third more likely to go to university than men; that young men account for 70% of long-term youth unemployment; that male graduates are 50% more likely to be unemployed; that men in their twenties are earning less than their female peers; that 96% of people who die at work are male and that men accounted for 84% of suicides linked to the recession.

I had to mention it’s men’s day because without you, submissives, slaves, I wouldn’t be here, to do what I love best! On behalf of all women who cannot abuse you today, but wish they could do so, happy international men’s day!