Jan 17 2015
A birthday story
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
“I’d like to be eight again…” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, a soda pop and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
“I meant my dress size, you idiot.”
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Anonymous
Jan 27, 2015 @ 16:16:02
Mistress Are you a size 8 ? I know it’s not nice to ask a woman what size she is, but you know men, they don’t know what size 8 is and we are doomed anyway !
MsCathie
Jan 27, 2015 @ 19:29:59
I have always been a size 7/8 which is size medium, that was the standard for many years, some stores have changed the standards, what use to be a size 14 (extra extra large) is now size 8, so at those stores I’m a size 1 or 2. so I’m no longer a medium but very very small to our days standards.
Why did they change the size standard? Probably to make women feel better about themselves and some shoe stores do the same. Why it’s not simple like men sizes: by the waist line? Another thing you cannot mention with women, you will be ending in the dog house!
Eva Longoria is a size 00, many women wish to be her size. Before Jennifer Lopez became famous, women were saying she has a big fat butt which is 40″, now they all want her butt size. Mine is 37″, use to be 35″, but ever since it’s 37″ it made subs more crazy about it.
Back in 1900 standards women had to be fat, it was a sign a healthiness, wealth, and if women were petite like me they wouldn’t find a husband, today it’s the other way around. I still believe men like women of any sizes as long as they are willing.