What does this make you think of?

Maitresse,
I just came back from Wal Mart and saw this! wow. You need to add this to your shopping cart next visit to WalMart.  What are your thoughts?
Moi: Smart designer, something that usually stays in the cabinet, and this one is twice useful!
 Sub: hmmmmm, what are you up too? You are definitely naughty and not nice, as every Dominatrix should be!
Update:
Moi: Thanks for getting me one, it can certainly come handy in many ways 😉

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