Laugther is the best medicine

This guy traveled the country in a pink tutu just to make his wife laugh during chemo.  I wish subs would do something similar for Moi, no need to be sick or traveling. I love a good laugh!  That makes a man sexy, attractive, trying to make his sick wife laugh. Bob is the best husband ever!

If you do send me pictures, I will not publish a calendar like he did. I doubt you will be as brave as this man.  😆

In his blog we see the beautiful Elizabeth Hurley complimented him on his photographs and posed with Bob Carey (tutu guy) for this amazing pictures. This guy must have family ties with Jim Carey 😉

Always find a reason to laugh, it may not add years to your life, but will surely add life to your years.

Homage & courage

All over the world Nelson Mandela was an example, he was the hope for a good future in Africa for everybody. R.I.P.

There are ordinary men and extraordinary men. For Me an extraordinary man is when a man prostrates himself upon the ground at My feet, it’s an act of courage. For most men, it’s not easy to put aside their pride and embrace this submission gesture.  Virility definition is not about muscles, and how hard and how long you can keep your hard-on or if you are a repetitive cannon. Virility is when a man is on all four and takes a finger, vibrator or strap-on dildo and this without contradiction and whining. I salute such of bravery.

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Dreaming of a White (cum) Christmas?

I like to post emails such as this one received last week

Wow, Maîtresse it is the Christmas season for sure. The beggars & dumb asses are out in full force.  This is why I stay away from crowds, usually something bad such at this video happens.  Nice to see handcuffs come out…. in Wallmart…

Phone rings…..”Hello would you like to donate to the Cystic Fibrosis Canada?”….nope….”you sure?”  “Understand this?”….click….. lol
 
I go to the drive through guy on speaker goes “your total comes to $$$….would you like to make a  1 dollar donation to….. NO!
 
Went to the grocery store…cashier would you like to make a 1 dollar donation to …… NO!   Before I get out of the store sitting down at the table a lady asks me would you like to donate to …… NO!
 
Get home phone rings…… Ottawa Citizen “would you like to subscribe to the newspaper?” NO! ….the news are outdated as soon as you buy it…there’s radio, TV, CNN, BBC and a thing called the internet!  He persists….”but we have good articles?”  I said …… “well to be quite honest with you… I am legally blind.”  He said “Can’t someone read you the paper?” I said “Ok can you read me something?”  Dumb ass starts reading…… lol…… “He reads the whole article …. lol.  I laugh and hang up.
 
Better to make a Donation to your favorite Dominatrix. …  Is it the season to get to Jolly?  Nope, it the season to get asses red like Rudolf’s nose…. and dream of a White(cum) Christmas, sucking cock for Maîtresse!
 
Hi Mr Scrooge

You always make me laugh! I totally agree with you on how annoying it is! Can’t go anywhere without being harassed.  It simple with me, I don’t answer phone calls that I don’t recognise the number. It’s not a secret that around 80 % of donations go for “administration fee” and not much for the “cause” itself.

Let me tell you, I know one charitable organization, (I won’t mention name) they have really huge houses. I’m trying to find a good idea for a foundation but can’t come out with one! I’m sure you can come out with a good ideas, you have such of an imagination!

The latest new foundation I heard, it’s a man who started a foundation for the kids who are bullied!  Hummm who would have thought of this one? Does one exist for the beaten men and also bullied by their wife? Sure this won’t get sympathies from women!

BTW, I do agree with your last statement, and you are so crual to make the newspaper guy read you an article! lmao

Mrs Scrooge
La charité si bien ordonnée commence par soi-même!

Christmas Special: Rebate on fee

Every December I have a Christmas special, a rebate on session until the December 24.  Many wait until December to treat themself “nicely” by visiting Me.

The special is:

When you pay $50 deposit by Interac or Amazon.com you get $25 off on your hourly session.
When you pay $100 deposit by Interac or Amazon.com you get $50 off on your hourly session.

When you pay the total hourly session fee by Interac or Amazon.com, you get a free half hour extra time.

This Christmas special is only when you sent a deposit or total fee session by Interac or Amazon.com, not when you pay in person.

You worked so hard all year, spoil yourself

N.B. : I don’t ask deposit for most of my sessions but I want to encourage you to do so.

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Snow storm & Robin Thicke has a big dick

Here’s something to give you stamina after your first shoveling today! This video is to agree with sub doggy on his comment about how more clothing is better than less! But I’m sure he will still have a big boner!

Happy Thanksgiving USA

Email from a sub: Maîtresse, try not to think of Christmas like the Canadians in November, think like the Americans. USA Thanksgiving!….that is…..GUYS MUST GIVE THANKS ( to their Domme) & GET STUFFED!

Now this would be a better recipe for you to prepare than your pumpkin….. a tied up slave in the cooked Turkey position on a table all buttered up like a butterball turkey all shiny, then you can prepare him your way after he’s tied up…some nice hot gravy on his cock and balls, or cold cranberry, the fun part is the stuffing…. lol  a good strap-on fucking or a good veggie stuffing in the ass with a carrot …. lol  I am sure you have your own ideas.
 
Who wouldn’t want to be your seasoned Turkey on this day…..gobble, gobble. 😈

Dear sub, I was to wait until Christmas to share this recipe, but it looks so yummy! I wish I will be able to stuff one like that! On my “Dungeon” page I do have a suspended “turkey” covered with white sauce. BTW: MY pumpkin pie is the best fucking pumkin pie made from scratch by MOI!  I should have made you fucked the pie for refusing to eat it and make you eat it after. I don’t like those commercial pumpkin pies neither, but you should be grateful to be offered food made by MOI. “cause I never offer food to subs!

Oh yes that is true it happened when I received an Artic char from a sub, and a sissie sub prepared and cooked the fish for MOI. When I use food it is to step on with my bare feet or with shoes and force subs to lick it, and also throw food on subs or cover subs with and sometimes make subs fuck it, just like in American Pie movie! It’s subs who bring food and feed me, especially on those lengthy sessions.

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Good Girl

Do you prefer this video version of Good Girl

Even Jimmy Kemmel  was deceptive not to be part of the video, his assistant and him managed to get in it.