Mar 30 2015
I live in a bank
I know what I would have done to it if it was mine 😉
Mar 25 2015
The Biggest Penises In The World.
I bet you will go check this study, you will see chart of average sizes in every country.
This is World’s Largest Penis (13.5 inches – 34.2 cm)
http://www.oddee.com/item_97082.aspx
Mar 21 2015
NO means NO!
Not intimidated by a man who slaps her, she fights back! Go girl! I’m sure his palls will tease him for the rest of his life for being dragged on a floor by a woman and she is probably dead by now.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=380208772182022
Mar 17 2015
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Maîtresse,
Today, it’s a day to celebrate all thing Irish but also ……what’s under the kilt! 
Only time socks can be sexy is with a kilt.
I remember one time I was with a female friend and she was drunk and we were down in the market this guy was wearing a kilt and she said you got anything under there….. he goes…”yah you want check?” I guess he thought he would get a free feel. But he got more than he bargained she didn’t stroke his cock but yanked his nut sack down and he fell to the ground!
I got her the hell out of there and we drove off…then in the car she told me to pull the car she had to piss of course everything was closed in downtown so I pulled behind a dark building held her up and she unzipped pull her panties down and started to piss. My cock was hurting hard….I don’t know what it was the exhibitionism or the sound and smell of her hot piss hitting the pavement that Summer night. In any event I drove her home and put her in bed.
She kept hinting her bi boy friend was away but new her boyfriend was an CFL Football player….translation 6′ 7″ over 240lbs and black most likely with monster dick…..I got the hell out of there… I didn’t want that dick after my ass!
Today this St. Patrick’s Day, I’ll be imaging you in your white shirt and plaid short skirt sitting on the toilet having a piss…..damn hot!![*:"> blushing](https://ci4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/ZS3OFttYo6jbwiT7M55LUmOMqVH66zc83frbjHUB9r0N3g_G_p6FH9op2THfvEElWbi790aH4ljThDN5EA73gT7X5P8bsSr0GPv9=s0-d-e1-ft#https://s.yimg.com/ok/u/assets/img/emoticons/emo6.gif "*:"> blushing")
Moi: Today looks like everyone has Irish blood. No doubt that men wear nothing under their kilt. That’s a nice way for her to protect herself from being sexually assaulted by saying she has a CFL Football player boy friend, that will scare any guy away! So how many of you are Irish and took a day off? and probably tomorrow for hangover!
Mar 14 2015
Oh my gush look at her butt
Are we back in the beginning of 20th century where men loved their women round? This video proves how guys love huge butts, 413 million viewers! But by reading the comments, they all say they are grossed out about her butt and the music??? For grossed out people, they do watch though and I’m sure you will do more than once! Trend is at huge butt now! Skinny bitches are out!
Ever since I gained 5 lbs, of course it’s all in the caboose, (butt size 35 to 37) slave are going nut about my shapely round butt. Does your Anaconda want my perfect shapely round butt? View pic here (ooops I meant your tiny worm)
Mar 12 2015
Wild Spring Break
Maîtresse,
Talking about Spring, Quebec already had their Spring Break during the first week of March. Now it’s Ontario’s turn at the end of this Friday. Airports will busy as family will be traveling together and College students are off on Spring break to Florida or Mexico to get drunk and fuck… nothing worse than this when your at an airport and it’s pack with travelers like this.
One of the worst times to travel in the US & Canada……Spring Break! A lot of people will book of two weeks off too! The Smart people avoid taking a flight or going on Cruise during this time period.
The choice is clear. Why pay all that money to stand in line, to get a sunburn down south? When you can get a more intense burn in the dungeon and your bum will be an awesome RED!
Moi: 😆 When I was in Thailand, I heard about the wild parties they have on many islands! Shouldn’t be any different of what’s going on in Florida, but the only difference is, in Thailand, anything goes and it’s not only in Spring break!
It all started at island koh Phangan, up to 30,000 people every full moon, partying all night on the beach, it’s called: “full moon party” (check video & pix) The success of the Full Moon Party prompted the creation of “Half Moon”, “Quarter Moon”, and other parties! (anything to attract wild and horny tourists)
One of the reasons why I avoid to go anywhere during those periods including Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter…it’s too crowded! I prefer to accommodate people like you and Moi who can’t stand the long lines, waiting, delays in airports and hate crowded places and prefer having their buns red or just chillax with me!
Pretty wild things are going on during Spring break! (including in my dungeon!) To those who will be away: Enjoy your “peaceful” Spring break! And to those who aren’t going anywhere, come at my play space and get your getaway fantasy! Special is still on!
Mar 10 2015
Urethra probes
Maîtresse,
You should put one of these kitchen aids on your shopping list. An old school cooking dial thermometer, better than the modern digital ones because the old school dial ones are very heavy with the gauge! This beats regular BDSM urethra probes as this looks way more intimidating just sitting there by itself. Added bonus you can take the temperature of your slaves sausages in your dungeon and see how hot his cock meat is when your torturing it……..
Maîtresse, how do you like your subs & slaves………rare, medium or well-done? 
I am thinking heat up some butter then brush with a cooking brush…. I should write a cookbook
Moi: This is hilarious, I should have you to cook my meals! The cooking thermometer is certainly on my list for next new gadget just like this one : check the video: I want a dick, any dick will do! I doubt any one will ask for the little red and black tazapper! Ouch!
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