Nov 21 2015

22 facts About Dick

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84607013/

but I only took 9 from this link:

1. Penises are twice as long as you think they are. According to MRI imaging, half of a man’s penis is actually inside of his body. The full dick is a boomerang shape when having sex in the missionary position.  (inside the body?…not useful info)

2. Diet affects the taste of semen, and asparagus isn’t the worst offender. Turns out red meat and dairy are the worst foods to eat if you want your sperm to taste okay. They make the situation taste saltier and generally less palatable. (I would have loved to see statistic how many have actually tasted their own, I will bet they all did, but when I force them to eat their own they all react negatively)

3. Statistically speaking, men’s dissatisfaction with their penis size has nothing to do with the size of their penis. 30% of men are unhappy with the size of their penis (compared to 35% who are satisfied with their dick size) and those 30% are not necessarily those with smaller members. (so true)

4. Penises get smaller if you smoke. Smoking calcifies blood vessels, constricting blood flow and making members shrink up to 1 centimeter  (keep smoking, 1 centimeter! who cares? a small dick is a small dick)

5. Germany gets the most penis enlargement procedures in the world. (brave men ! but I’m sure it’s nothing to compare with giving birth)

6. On average, intercourse lasts 2 minutes and 50 seconds. (I would kick this bastard out)

7. King Louis XVI of France helped make circumcision trendy. (I thought it was a Jewish thing, not french, another good reason to hate them, best in everything ;-)

8. According to a global 2007 World Health Organization survey, 30% of men over the age of 15 are circumcised. Approximately 80% of American men, however, are circumcised. America’s obsession with circumcision began in the 19th century as a way to try to prevent masturbation. ( I’m sure it did the contrary, more urges)

9. The penis’s sensitivity declines with age, beginning at around the 25th year. Doctors say that older men are far more likely to complain of erectile dysfunction and difficulty ejaculating than the loss of sensitivity to their member. (of course there are exceptions, I witness mature gentlemen capacity to perform better and longer than 25 y/o males (practice makes you better) and can shoot many times in a short period, that is the price they get to keep in good shape all their life)

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