Jan 28 2015
My big fat and perfect butt
It all depends on your own perspective and where you stand! 😆 you can drool all you want!
Jan 24 2015
Nice Saturday morning
Someone has thought about me this morning and made this while freezing his balls! Nice gesture!
Jan 22 2015
I took my boyfriend to a dominatrix
If you haven’t heard about 50 shades of Grey, I don’t know from which planet you are! The movie is coming out Feb. 14, And guess where you will be that night with your partner? I hope after seeing it, couples will seek my expertise! Usually it’s men who bring their partner to see me, may be with this film, women will bring their man to see me.
If more women were like her (in this article), happier men would be! And women too! No need for a sex therapist, as per this article. While in session, women are over protective of their man about the “pain” I can inflict to their men, women look at me shocked, but their husbands smile says it all and they are happy to show to their wives they can handle it and their smile confirms the intensity they want it!
Of course my sessions aren’t all about pain, there is also pleasure, relinquish power, power exchange, empowering, love and sharing, and reach places you will never dare to go, etc. yes you can call it:Â A therapy to open new horizons!
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a35275/i-took-my-boyfriend-to-a-dominatrix/
Jan 19 2015
What does this make you think of?
Maitresse,
I just came back from Wal Mart and saw this! wow. You need to add this to your shopping cart next visit to WalMart. What are your thoughts?
Moi: Smart designer, something that usually stays in the cabinet, and this one is twice useful!
Moi: Smart designer, something that usually stays in the cabinet, and this one is twice useful!
 Sub: hmmmmm, what are you up too? You are definitely naughty and not nice, as every Dominatrix should be!
Update:
Moi: Thanks for getting me one, it can certainly come handy in many ways 😉
Jan 17 2015
A birthday story
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
“I’d like to be eight again…” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, a soda pop and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
“I meant my dress size, you idiot.”
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Jan 7 2015
New year’s resolutions?
What is the first thing that comes to you mind when it comes to New Year’s resolutions? More sex? Lose weight? More free time, less work and more play! ALL of the above? Do you really mean it? First, we all have weight to lose! Especially after the holidays, I have 4 lbs to lose! and you? Every time I come back from a vacation, especially from Middle East but that’s nothing! I simply eat less, more exercises and off they go! But for many it’s not that simple, some needs motivations and I’m a good motivator!
I have many subs who came to seek my help to lose weight, I’m a good example of fitness, I haven’t gotten fat in last 20 years, I don’t go yo-yo, and no diet, many come to see me for my fitness program tailored to their needs and of course spice it up with BDSM ingredients to stay motivated.
oooff I’m sure you have seen people that you did not recognize because they have put weight. It happened to me, this sub was only 25 and 3 years after, he came back and I did not recognize him at all! I knew his name, I remember how cute he was, but when I saw him I did not recognize him, that’s what fat does, and more weight you put, more older you look!
I’m sure you want more sex than you want to lose weight, but frankly do you think you will get more sex when you have a big belly?
Don’t get me wrong, fat is not that bad, I much prefer to grab someone love handles than bones when I fuck him from behind!
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